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is sleep eating

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Shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

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wears a crown of thorn upon his liar's chair.

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Wore her Barbie princess edition slippers to work today.

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Has a tutu on right now...

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Wears suits to the basketball games she coaches..

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Wants to start a new cable channel dedicated to all things purple.

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Has 25 extra toes

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Worships at Le Temple Of Toes.

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Hangs with Andy Warhol.

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Wrote in the Austrian daily news that he helped Mozart write the libretto for Figaro.

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Likes to give himself paper cuts for fun

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Invented chinese checkers in Ireland back in the year 712 A.D. but kept it a secret from the China.

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Bought 3 copies of the the Hannah Montana move soundtrack.

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Dangles air fresheners in front of priests..

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...is camera shy.

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Brags to total strangers (while liotering coffee houses) how George Washington asked him to sign his John Hancock on the declaration of indiependance.

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Has a collection of 1582 Cabbage Patch Kids dolls

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Was the originator of the "cabbage patch" dance.

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isnt tall at all...just has really big boots to appear that way

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Takes sour cream baths daily.

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is not a prick at all

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has a penchant for feather dusters.

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Is going to join the UFC and take on Brock Lesnar.

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