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Got a request from Tiger Woods for driving lessons.

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did in fact steal the cookies from the cookie jar and blamed it on the cookie monster

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has painted pink toenails.

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has painted pink toenails.

Fills her purse with carrots.

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Carries mouse traps in his pockets.

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Owns a bean farm in Venezuela.

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Is the go fish champ eight years in a row.

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Taught me how to perform a zombification ritual.

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loves zombies

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Stole all my underwear for profit.

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had to many panties to steal

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Collects ceramic cats.

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sold me all the ceramic cats i have

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Does a bong of Fruit Loops before going to bed. (blame George Carlin for that one.)

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served time for selling gimp the fruit loops.

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is building a flying saucer in her basement

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Is working with Pinky and The Brain towards world domination.

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Goes fishing from a battleship on Wednesday mornings.

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Steals all the fish SK catches.

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is driving the getaway car

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Got lost in a phone booth.

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..has been in modeling since she was a wee babe...

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Has been the victim of a drive by ass grab.

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Was the grabber.

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Is misunderstood by elephants on ice skates.

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