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Has a collection of used bandages.

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can't eat very much

that was supposed to be stormknight

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Is an international spy...

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is a Vietnam Vet.

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Is secretly running the Illuminati.

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Never idolized Dr. Bunsen Honeydew

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Is not the traditional chicken farmer you read about in the widely popular farmer's quaterly magazine.

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Is a rabid fan of elderberries.

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Has super human ability to make bean water from beans.

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fantasizes about group sex with the Golden Girls stars

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Has had sex with the Golden Girls stars... :p

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Has a nude portfolio with photos of all the golden girls.

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Once, beat a paparazzi to DEATH with his own camera.

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Is a figment of Elmo's imagination.

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Is secretly happy about the real possibility of Danica Patrick moving up to a Nascar Sprint Cup team.

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Once did janitorial work at the NYSE.

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Has been engaged to all the golden girls.

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Is Estelle Getty's illegitimate grand daughter.

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..Invented a time-travel-face-bag...

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Once when into the past just so he could get back in time.

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has a thing for dentures.

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Was up for the lead role of Santa in the unreleased Lucas film "Santa Wars".

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