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Has a size 17 foot.

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Has a collection of dust bunnies that are kept in the guest room.

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...had sex with the dust bunnies in my guest room...then, likened the act to the time he had it with the Golden Girls. :rofl:

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Once paid for a golden girl look-a-like to perform devious acts on the veggies in his fridge.

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...ate those veggies with some dip....& asked for the recipe...

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Dated a group of ladies from a local senior retirement center.

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Likes :censored: in his :censored: while eating pickles.. But only on Thursdays :p

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Once sold shamwows as part of a traveling sales convention.

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was the prostitute that got caught with the original shamwow guy!

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Was the original 'shamwow' guy.

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Passes her classes while I attend mine.........wha!?!?!?!??!?!

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knows how to quote songs in the right order. Great job you.

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Knows the lyrics to every song karaoke has in its catalog.

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Has two asses...

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Can shoot a snot rocket 25 feet.

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Is not on tour with the dope show.

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is not helping me produce my first single.

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Enjoys horseback riding.

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enjoys the horses of backs :X

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makes weird statements

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every tuesday goes out and prances around on a leach dressed like a school girl by an asian mudget dressed like a clown while eating skittles on woodward ave

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