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Got his balls caved in by me again

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Uses crushed bonbons to dye her hair.

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Looses more combs and brushes more than anyone I know.

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Has to shave a whole head of hair off daily in order to remain so immaculately bald.

((I was directin' this post at M~BEAU, you know...))

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Is trying to finish his yack rug with goat hair. (!?!?!?!?!?)

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yacked all over his rug when he tried goat milk for the first time.

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Made a replica of the death star from goat cheese.

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...likes to :censored: with the goat cheese...

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Was never in the running for the job of road manager for Soupy Sails.

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Hacks into the governments website to place pictures of Waldo for people to find.

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wants to be a superhero in his spare time.

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...snorts pixiestix...

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Dances around naked to The Jonas Brothers. :rofl:

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Danced naked FOR the Jonas brothers :p

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..can hold her breath for over five minutes...

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Has a 13" cock...

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:X:hrhr:

Wishes I had a 13" cock.... :hrhr:

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Dated Martha Stewart for many years.

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...uses rogain on his ball sack...doesn't need it...but, uses it none-the-less...

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Spends his time thinking about my ball hair........dunno why.......but he does none the less.

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colors his hair purple to display on purple.com

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Tap dances in his driveway in the moonlight.

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drinks the last cup of coffee in the pot before anyone else has a chance to and grins evily with every sip she takes.

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Has an extra set of nipples on his ass.

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