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Seen every Back street boys concert ever.

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falls asleep in the fetal position with his thumb in his mouth and has me sing him twisted lullaby's.

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Counts her toes every night for fear the she'll loose one.

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Steals the covers from me every night.

Oh wait, I'm suppose to make up something. :p

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prefers big fluffy pillows and pink bunny sheets.

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Sleeps with only a g-string on tuesdays only.

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...can't handle the truth!

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Speaks in tongues.

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N'gar th'lack-shaw...

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Was president of the South west detroit Ronald McDonald fan club.

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wants to fly to the moon to eat popcorn.

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Is coo coo for coa coa puffs.

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Is a Symphorphilia.. One who finds natural disasters sexually arousing.

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Knows that trix are for kids.

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is the silly rabbit that doesnt know they are for kids

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Was once rommies with Capt n crunch.

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Is currently wanted in 12 states for robbing banks with the lucky charms leprechaun.

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Dated all of the Keebler Elves :p

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oops

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had a 4some with snap crackle and pop

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Went on a drunken rampage with the seven dwarves.

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Caught snow white with sneezy doing the wild thing.

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