blonde jokes

[krazykittie91584]

know any good blonde jokes post them here

lets see if anyone knows the answer to the jokes my father told me

1. what do u call a blonde who dyes her hair?

2. what does a blonde and a turtle have in common?

3. what is the difference between a blonde and a misquito?

4. a blonde and a brunette are going to jump off the top of a building who hits the ground first and why?

if u know the answers great post them and if u know any ask them

sorry for all the blondes i might offend but i'm a natural blonde so i think its funny later everyone

[honeymustard02]

I know the answer to #3 A misquito stops sucking after you smack it!

[krazykittie91584]

I know the answer to #3 A misquito stops sucking after  you smack it!

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thats great lol before i tell the other ones i'm goin to see if anyone else knows the answers

i forgot to post these earlier

5. what do u call a blonde in a freezer?

6. how do u drown a blonde?

[Fierce Critter]

I'm going to have to represent the proud, natural blonde contingent and offer my retaliatory brunette joke:

Q) Why are blonde jokes so short?

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A) So brunettes can remember them.

[kellygrrrrrl]

What is blonde brown blonde brown blonde brown?

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>A Blonde doing Cart-wheels (SP?)

[Black Sunday9]

uh-oh.

[JaneDead]

artificial intelligence

get them on their back andtheir both fucked/screwed

that's one and 2

blonde ina freezer - frosted flakes

[JaneDead]

oh and the drowning one i think has something to do with a bathtub but i forget and i never heard the falling off a building one

[Guest MsMaldoror]

Are you thinking of:

Q: How do you drown a blond?

A: Put a mirror at the bottom of the bathtub/swimming pool.

oh and the drowning one i think has something to do with a bathtub but i forget and  i never heard the falling off a building one

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[lullaby1031]

4. a blonde and a brunette are going to jump off the top of a building who hits the ground first and why?

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The brunette hits first cuz the blonde asks for directions

[krazykittie91584]

Are you thinking of:

Q: How do you drown a blond?

A: Put a mirror at the bottom of the bathtub/swimming pool.

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i never heard about the mirror but the one i'm talking about is put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool and tell her to go scrtach and sniff lol

[krazykittie91584]

I'm going to have to represent the proud, natural blonde contingent and offer my retaliatory brunette joke:

Q) Why are blonde jokes so short?

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A) So brunettes can remember them.

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thats great i never heard that one before lol

and i thought no one would respone to this i am so dieing of laughter right now its not even funny

[krazykittie91584]

okay last post on here for the day

a brunette is standing on a street cornor repeating the number 26. a blonde comes up and says that looks like fun can i try? the brunette replies its more fun it u stand in the middle of the road. blonde goes okay and goes in the middle of the road repeating 26 over and over again. blondes says wow this is fun. all of a sudden he comes a semi-truck and just runs right over the blonde. the brunette on the street cornor starts repeating 27 over and oer again

sorry i thought i was funny stupid but funny.

later every one and one more thing when i go to dollardave's pool party please dont put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool lol later chicas and chicos :grin :peanutbutterjellytime

[SomeDanGuy]

What do you call three blondes standing in a row next to each other?

A windtunnel

[LadyWindstone]

know any good blonde jokes post them here

lets see if anyone knows the answer to the jokes my father told me

1. what do u call a blonde who dyes her hair?

2. what does a blonde and a turtle have in common? 

3. what is the difference between a blonde and a misquito?

4. a blonde and a brunette are going to jump off the top of a building who hits the ground first and why?

if u know the answers great post them and if u know any ask them

sorry for all the blondes i might offend but i'm a natural blonde so i think its funny later everyone   

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1. Artificial intelligence

2. Turn them on they're back and they are both screwed.

3. Mesquito stops sucking when you smack it.

4. Brunette cause the blonde is an airhead.

[LadyWindstone]

thats great lol before i tell the other ones i'm goin to see if anyone else knows the answers

i forgot to post these earlier

5. what do u call a blonde in a freezer?

6. how do u drown a blonde?

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5. Frosted Flakes.

6. Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

[LadyWindstone]

What do you call a blonde skydiver?

Snow Flake.

[Guest MsMaldoror]

Q: Why did the blond get fired from the M&M factory?

A: She kept throwing out all the Ws.

I am a real blond, you know...

[krazykittie91584]

Q:  Why did the blond get fired from the M&M factory?

A:  She kept throwing out all the Ws.

I am a real blond, you know...

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i'm really a blonde too lol but my dad told me all those jokes and because of him i wont have my hair blonde again retarded i know but that was a good joke i never heard that one before later chica lol

[soothsayer]

A blond woman hears that 60% of all accidental deaths happen in and around the home, so she packs her belongings and moves.

Two blondes are walking down the street one day. One of them is looking at her reflection in a compact mirror. As the pair keep walking the one holding the mirror keeps mumbling to herself that she can't figure out who she's looking at in the mirror. So the second blond takes the mirror away from her and looks at it and says," you silly, that's me you've been looking at" :blink

[Nevar (5)]

What does a blond and the bermuda triangle have in common?

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They both swallow alot of seamen.

[TheGimp]

how can you tell if a blond is level headed

she has cum dribbling down both corners of her mouth

[Guest greyhalo]

I'm a natural blonde.

[TheGimp]

A blonde walks up to a Coke machine in a Las Vegas casino, puts in a few coins, and out pops a Coke. She puts some more coins into the machine, and another can of soda pops out. She keeps putting in coins, and cans of soda keep coming out.

A guy walks up behind her and says, "Can I please use the machine?"

"Buzz off!" she says. "Can't you see I'm winning?"

A brunette, redhead and blonde went to a fitness spa for some fun and relaxation. After a stimulating healthy lunch, all three decided to visit the ladies room and found a strange-looking woman sitting at the entrance who said,

"Welcome to the ladies room. Be sure to check out our newest feature: a mirror which, if you look into it and say something truthful, you will be awarded with a wish. But be warned, for if you say something false, you will be sucked into the mirror to live in a void of nothingness for all eternity!"

The three women quickly entered and upon finding the mirror, the Brunette said, "I think I'm the most beautiful of us three" and in an instant she was surrounded by a pile of money.

The redhead stepped up and said, "I think I'm the most talented of us three", and she suddenly found the keys to a brand new Lexus in her hands.

Excited over the possibility of having a wish come true, the blonde looked into the mirror and said, "I think..." and was promptly sucked into the mirror.

Q. What do you call 15 blonde's in a circle?

A. A dope ring.

Q. What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?

A. "Nice tits!"

Q. Why did God create blondes?

A. Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge.

Q. What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?

A. Last year's hide and seek champ.

Q. Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach?

A. So her male would get delivered to the right box.

[Tacohitts]

I avoid all people with blond hair both guys and girls,

everyone I met has a arrogant shitty attitude

and yes the jokes are hilarious,LOL!!