Christmas eev

[Mean Salley]

I has cookees and likker. Hoo wants to come over?

*hic*

[Simon Bar Sinister]

likker in the front, pokkir in the reer

Edited December 25, 2009 by SpammerOvTheGods

[Fidget(+)]

0.o

did someone say cookies?

Edited December 25, 2009 by Fidget

[Mean Salley]

0.o

did someone say cookies?

No, I said cookees, but that's close enough

I owe your little blonde girly some cookees too.

[Mrs.Heart]

I want cookies!!

[torn asunder]

mee tooo! been craving cookies for weeks!

[Mean Salley]

See, everybody wants Salleys cookies...

and likkers

[Mean Salley]

There are now 6 less cookies than before, and one less bottle of rose wines. I could totally be takin advantage of nows.

I made a calzone too. beat that you champoins of xbox bitches .

[Mean Salley]

Lets not forget the star wars. Christmas tradishun in the malley family. Well... prolly just me.

[Msterbeau]

I haz cookeez and booze. Totally not sharing.

I thought this thread was Christmas Eevee.

[Mean Salley]

It is now. Evrybody loves eevee 9d9 because of her hips, her gams, she's not phony and you can tousle her hair real ggod and she dont even punch you wehn you do.

end transmission.

the emperor protects

[torn asunder]

does this thread belong in the "intoxicated posts" topic!?

Edited December 25, 2009 by torn asunder

[Mrs.Heart]

[Mean Salley]

I've been typing all this time wit my fly down. fuck yoo all for not telling me.

[Mean Salley]

why isn't my computer making pictures on dgns?

Also, lsagne with ground beef instead of sausage/\ BLASPHEMY>

also, Hayden Christionsen you'll neve be a dark lord of the sith, only a dark lord of the outhouse. BOOOOOO hayden.

also, chocloy peanutbutter balls- righteous fare for a peasant.

also, muscular gams in tights- how babies get made

also, twilek women- too hot for hollywod

also, draenei women- too hot for azeroth

also, never besmirch Journey in my prescents... presents... mmmm Christmis.

also, don't stop believin'

also, don't make peanut buttr hershey kiss blossoms with natural peanutputter. they fall to shit blobs in the pan.

also, why not

also, Aaron and josie's weeding was rich with greatness.

also, georgeie lucas told carrie fischer not to wear a Bra in Star wars. Free bird.

also, that will be all for now.

[torn asunder]

why isn't my computer making pictures on dgns?

we hit our bandwidth limit earlier today (yesterday?) and my guess is that all the money we had available would only cover text, not images...

[Msterbeau]

Britney Spears > Journey

[torn asunder]

Britney Spears > Journey

maybe in the sack...

[Mrs.Heart]

Wow

[Msterbeau]

maybe in the sack...

Understand that I HATE Britney...

[Mean Salley]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFC8sDTXlng

gimmee a holler when you faverite industrial toadie can hit this range.

[Mean Salley]

be mindful in a drunken dstate of cutting up a nice calzone. the dough looks like skin, and th saucey sausage and pepperonee mix will not look unlike your bloddy hand. you willn't know the difference until you hit a bonre, and if you have anything resembling a bone in your calzone, you shouldn't eber get married.

over and out

audi 5000

[the eternal]

This may be the only thread where misspellings are making the posts better.

We're on our way over.

bean is channeling the cosmic energy that your drunken, Journey-lovin, Star Wars-raggin, cookie monster- emulating abode is sending, and it will be like a GPS of the soul bringing us to your porch

[Mean Salley]

This may be the only thread where misspellings are making the posts better.

We're on our way over.

bean is channeling the cosmic energy that your drunken, Journey-lovin, Star Wars-raggin, cookie monster- emulating abode is sending, and it will be like a GPS of the soul bringing us to your porch

that would be full of greatness, but forgive me if I say, "there will be many cookies left in the morning." however, my dignity will still be heer too.

[TheGimp]

i think mean salley is drunk...drunk with love, and coockies

Edited December 25, 2009 by TheGimp