Dirty old man harassment thread

[*Siren*]

I never post on this thread and being one of the older and dirtier of men on DGN I figured it was about time I did. More to come later.

So where are the pervy comments? You wouldn't disappoint little old *Siren*, would you?

[prick]

So where are the pervy comments? You wouldn't disappoint little old *Siren*, would you?

No one as many years younger then me as you are cannot call themself old!

[prick]

Oh and I like to think the right girl for me just hasnt been born yet. LOL just joking but that was creepy!

[*Siren*]

Oh and I like to think the right girl for me just hasnt been born yet. LOL just joking but that was creepy!

There it is! That's the dirty old man comment I was expecting!

[n0Mad]

Oh and I like to think the right girl for me just hasnt been born yet.

[insert high five emoticon here]

[Raev]

That's what I love about high school girls, I keep getting older and they stay the same age

That called for a Dazed and Confused moment.

[Raev]

Ya know, in hindsight, at least one marriage spawned from this thread.

[gwen]

what about dirty old women ? i didnt shower for 2 days...

[Scary Guy]

I'm pretty sure I'm old enough that I count now.  I should go back and offer that cute girl in the stairwell who's young enough to be my daughter some candy.

 

Or not because that's gross.

These days I think of this scene (spoilers ahead):

[know_buddy_kares]

At 42, do I count? Or do I gotta go find a 22 yo to bang or some shit? Ot do I just gotta be dirty in general? I prefer the latter because my job makes me filthy. 

[Raev]

39 minutes ago, know_buddy_kares said:

At 42, do I count? Or do I gotta go find a 22 yo to bang or some shit? Ot do I just gotta be dirty in general? I prefer the latter because my job makes me filthy. 

I mean, I would have been like 32 posting in this thread.

 

Dirty old man is a state of mind!

[*Siren*]

I've missed this thread. 

[know_buddy_kares]

Time for Siren to build her harem of dirty old men once again! 

[*Siren*]

3 minutes ago, know_buddy_kares said:

Time for Siren to build her harem of dirty old men once again! 

Did you expect anything less?

[n0Mad]

You summoned me?

[*Siren*]

10 minutes ago, Spook said:

You summoned me?

Yeah, what's a girl gotta do to get a little harassment around here?

[know_buddy_kares]

22 minutes ago, *Siren* said:

Did you expect anything less?

I mean.. married women ARE my type.  There's a bit o' dirty old man harassment for ya. 

[n0Mad]

13 minutes ago, *Siren* said:

Yeah, what's a girl gotta do to get a little harassment around here?

 Shake her ass ... mint.

[*Siren*]

36 minutes ago, know_buddy_kares said:

I mean.. married women ARE my type.  There's a bit o' dirty old man harassment for ya. 

Oh, I assure you I'm VERY married! *wink*

[Raev]

I'm not sure if I just read a flirt or not, but either way...*popcorn*

 

[know_buddy_kares]

7 minutes ago, *Siren* said:

Oh, I assure you I'm VERY married! *wink*

 

[*Siren*]

8 minutes ago, know_buddy_kares said:

 

Challenge accepted.

[Destroit]

Wow, what the fuck did I click on here, you guys?  

[know_buddy_kares]

2 hours ago, Destroit said:

Wow, what the fuck did I click on here, you guys?  

Something waaay fucking better than Ashley Madison!

[TronRP]

4 hours ago, Raev said:

I'm not sure if I just read a flirt or not, but either way...*popcorn*

 

 

3 hours ago, Destroit said:

Wow, what the fuck did I click on here, you guys?  

 

1 hour ago, know_buddy_kares said:

Something waaay fucking better than Ashley Madison!

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