Dirty old man harassment thread

[StormKnight (1)]

Did someone say candy? Gimme, gimme, gimme!

I have all the candy you could ever want right here.

[Tyger]

AHH!! I will not be harassed!!

And my mommy always told me to never accept candy from a stranger!

[Msterbeau]

*Eats chocolate covered popcorn and watches antics from the bleachers*

[taysteewonderbunny]

Wait...it's called the "Dirty old man harassment thread"....doesn't that mean WE get to harass the dirty old men?

Only tangentially topical: I love the word "harassment;" every time I hear it, I mentally break it down into the homophone "her ass meant" as in: Alas, that lass, what her ass meant to me....

Edited January 20, 2010 by taysteewonderbunny

[StormKnight (1)]

AHH!! I will not be harassed!!

And my mommy always told me to never accept candy from a stranger!

But but but....you know me.

Wait...it's called the "Dirty old man harassment thread"....doesn't that mean WE get to harass the dirty old men?

Well, if that happened, there would be those who would know the true pleasure dirty old men can give...

[taysteewonderbunny]

But but but....you know me.

Well, if that happened, there would be those who would know the true pleasure dirty old men can give...

You assume, sir, that the harassment would be sexual in nature.

[taysteewonderbunny]

And you would be absolutely right.

[*Siren*]

Wait...it's called the "Dirty old man harassment thread"....doesn't that mean WE get to harass the dirty old men?

Yes it does.

[Msterbeau]

Yes it does.

So far all I see you harassing is the youngster. Where's ours?

[Raev]

Yes it does.

We're waiting.

[n0Mad]

Alas, that lass, what her ass meant to me....

You're so clever.

Where's ours?

We're waiting.

Yeah, fair play now!

Well, at least I have some TWB harassment to tide me over.

[*Siren*]

So far all I see you harassing is the youngster. Where's ours?

We're waiting.

Ok, but you may want to keep a defibrillator handy just in case I give one of you geezers a heart attack.

[*Siren*]

*Spikes the geezers Metamucil with Viagra*

[Msterbeau]

Ok, but you may want to keep a defibrillator handy just in case I give one of you geezers a heart attack.

*Spikes the geezers Metamucil with Viagra*

Viagra and defibrillator? Sounds like a recipe for a good time.

[*Siren*]

Viagra and defibrillator? Sounds like a recipe for a good time.

I just hope you geezers can stay awake long enough for the fun to begin!

[Msterbeau]

I just hope you geezers can stay awake long enough for the fun to begin!

Who needs to stay awake when we're pumped full of viagra? Climb aboard and enjoy yourself. We'll wake up eventually.

[n0Mad]

Who needs to stay awake when we're pumped full of viagra? Climb aboard and enjoy yourself. We'll wake up eventually.

[Rev.Reverence]

[*Siren*]

Who needs to stay awake when we're pumped full of viagra? Climb aboard and enjoy yourself. We'll wake up eventually.

This is just like Disneyland, a one hour wait for a two minute ride!

[Msterbeau]

This is just like Disneyland, a one hour wait for a two minute ride!

*Crickets chirp*

[TheGimp]

and the ride inst even that good *cough*

[torn asunder]

*Crickets chirp*

[Msterbeau]

[torn asunder]

HA!!!

Edited January 21, 2010 by torn asunder

[*Siren*]

and the ride inst even that good *cough*

Not even gonna ask how you knew that.