Dirty old man harassment thread

[n0Mad]

I'm not just a dirty old man, but a crotchety crotch-n-titty one as well.

[Rev.Reverence]

well 1) i can grow a beard i choose not to becuase well i would have to wear a bear hair net at work and well i don't feel like walking around with cloth on my face all day thank ya very much...2) I'm not a boy....3) you have me with the Tantra and Yoni...not really my field of expertise cuz well it aint my thing, to each there own

The ability to grow hair, is measured in inches...not cm...

...I care not...you need to know these words...or, you are still a boy in some places...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tantra

Tantrism is a quest for spiritual perfection and magical power. Its purpose is to achieve complete control of oneself, and of all the forces of nature, in order to attain union with the cosmos and with the divine. Long training is generally required to master Tantric methods, into which pupils are typically initiated by a guru.

According to Tibetan Buddhist Tantric master Lama Thubten Yeshe:

...each one of us is a union of all universal energy. Everything that we need in order to be complete is within us right at this very moment. It is simply a matter of being able to recognize it. This is the tantric approach.

...oh, snaps, Suga'.....you just called yer self homosexual!

Yoni (Sanskrit: योनि yoni) means “source or origin of life”. The ancient Vedas contain the word yoni in various contexts. The meaning of the word expanded, and got a secondary meaning "Divine Passage". A child was considered to be born from a yoni of stars - constellations that prevailed during the child birth. The Aryans had identified some 50,000 astrological yonis that favour a child's birth. The term yoni was also used in agricultural references by the Aryans. A 'fertile yoni' meant a good harvest of crops.

The yoni is also considered to be symbolic of Shakti or Devi in Hindu Tantra.

The worship of the yoni in Shaktism has the fullest elaboration at the Ambuvaci festival in Assam, India, which is held late each June. During Ambuvaci, the Goddess Kamakhya is worshipped in her temple outside of Guwahati, Assam.

A stone yoni found in Cát Tiên sanctuary, Lam Dong, Vietnam.

A stone yoni with carved Nāga in Jawi temple, East Java, Indonesia.

Possible lingam-yonis have been recovered from the archeological sites at Harappa and Mohenjo-daro, part of the Indus Valley Civilization. There is strong evidence to support cultural continuation from the Indus Valley Civilization (Harappan; Indus-Sarasvati) to Vedic and modern Hindu practices.

A.K.A.....PUDENDA...

...A.K.A...POONANNI...

..A.K.A...PUSSY....

<---REV, not laughing with you...laughing at you, this time.

[*Siren*]

I'm not just a dirty old man, but a crotchety crotch-n-titty one as well.

[n0Mad]

*waves his stick at you and yells something about a lawn*

[*Siren*]

*waves his stick at you and yells something about a lawn*

Hey, put that wrinkly old thing away!

[StormKnight (1)]

Hey, put that wrinkly old thing away!

Care to help me get the wrinkles out of mine?

[AmieLamie]

Hey, put that wrinkly old thing away!

OH NO.

[Msterbeau]

Care to help me get the wrinkles out of mine?

Well played.

[*Siren*]

Care to help me get the wrinkles out of mine?

*pulls out an iron*

Are you sure about that, grandpa?

Edited January 23, 2010 by *Siren*

[KatRN05]

*pulls out an iron*

Are you sure about that, grandpa?

[Raev]

*pulls out an iron*

Are you sure about that, grandpa?

I am.

I like it hot and kinky.

[StormKnight (1)]

*pulls out an iron*

Are you sure about that, grandpa?

quite sure...I agree with Raev...just make it hot, wet, and kinky.

[n0Mad]

Hey, put that wrinkly old thing away!

They're not wrinkles, they're veins and they're supposed to make things feel better.

[KatRN05]

They're not wrinkles, they're veins and they're supposed to make things feel better.

This is all true.

[Lillylu29]

*pulls out an iron*

Are you sure about that, grandpa?

Did you forget what forums you were in and who you were talking to?

[*Siren*]

Did you forget what forums you were in and who you were talking to?

Nope.

[StormKnight (1)]

You realized it is wrinkled for mutual pleasure, right?

[n0Mad]

Hey ladies, wanna see something swell?

Edited January 24, 2010 by Spook

[Reaper]

You realized it is wrinkled for mutual pleasure, right?

Damn it! I thought it was wrinkled all this time because it was dying! Ah hell! I just buried it a couple of days ago.

[n0Mad]

I just realized, even though this was split off from another topic, since my post starts off this new topic, I got credit for starting it. WIN! I'm a dirty old harassing man.

[Raev]

I just realized, even though this was split off from another topic, since my post starts off this new topic, I got credit for starting it. WIN! I'm a dirty old harassing man.

Hm...

I wonder if I can split one of my posts from the other thread and steal the credit....

jk I kid, I kid. I'd not do something like that. Not even sure I *can* lol

[torn asunder]

Hm...

I wonder if I can split one of my posts from the other thread and steal the credit....

jk I kid, I kid. I'd not do something like that. Not even sure I *can* lol

it would be involved, but i'm pretty sure you could!

[Homicidalheathen]

This is the best thread in a long time.

[Msterbeau]

Siren was harassed in person Saturday. That is all.

[*Siren*]

Siren was harassed in person Saturday. That is all.

I believe I did some harassing too. I did give Kinder Surprise a Kinder Egg!