Dirty old man harassment thread

[Lillylu29]

I should really bring out the gloves again. There would be harassment galore.

Gllllooovvvveeesssss

ohh wait!

*smacks self* back in my corner I go.....

[Msterbeau]

Like I said before, I could use a little sexual harassment.

Done.

[*Siren*]

Is it harassment, if it is welcome?

When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute.

[Tyger]

When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooo................ Truth.

[Lillylu29]

yep dirty ol' men young and old were harassed

[n0Mad]

When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute.

That's what you charge? You're cheap.

[StormKnight (1)]

That's what you charge? You're cheap.

Hell, not only do I want to pay her turn me (litterally,) into poi, but I was offering her dinner and clever conversation as a hella tip! I think it would be worth at least that much.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooo................ Truth.

You mean I had to pay for Saturday night? D'OH!

(Catch me next time out....lol)

[*Siren*]

I should really bring out the gloves again. There would be harassment galore.

Gloves? Are you giving out prostate exams now? I will round up all the dirty old men for you.

[Tyger]

Gloves? Are you giving out prostate exams now? I will round up all the dirty old men for you.

[StormKnight (1)]

Gloves? Are you giving out prostate exams now? I will round up all the dirty old men for you.

No, no, dear. I am breaking out the massage gloves...ones with vibrators in the fingertips.

I am sure you can imagine the effects of me applying them (in)appropriately to young women like yourself...

[*Siren*]

We've held this discussion

So why aren't you harassing me?

[*Siren*]

No, no, dear. I am breaking out the massage gloves...ones with vibrators in the fingertips.

I am sure you can imagine the effects of me applying them (in)appropriately to young women like yourself...

I don't know where those things have been.

[n0Mad]

I don't know where those things have been.

I don't know where they haven't been.

[phee]

This thread is full of sin.... I am ashamed.... I think that all the girls should leave this thread and go to Marc's house for a good talking to.

[*Siren*]

This thread is full of sin.... I am ashamed.... I think that all the girls should leave this thread and go to Marc's house for a good talking to.

Yeah, because Marc's so innocent, right? Somehow I doubt talking is what he wants to do with us!

[Raev]

So why aren't you harassing me?

You seem to have quite the army of followers as is. Do you really want another?

[*Siren*]

You seem to have quite the army of followers as is. Do you really want another?

Yes.

[Raev]

Yes.

Game on.

[*Siren*]

Game on.

I'm waiting.

[Msterbeau]

Yeah, because Marc's so innocent, right?

[*Siren*]

Ha! Do you actually expect any of us to believe that? We have met you before.

[Lillylu29]

Ha! Do you actually expect any of us to believe that? We have met you before.

dont worry thats not a halo, its just a ring of tin foil to keep the aliens away......

[Msterbeau]

dont worry thats not a halo, its just a ring of tin foil to keep the aliens away......

No. It's to keep the mother ship from finding me. I AM an alien.

[Lillylu29]

No. It's to keep the mother ship from finding me. I AM an alien.

OHHHH I see you are here to probe us humans!

[Tyger]

dont worry thats not a halo, its just a ring of tin foil to keep the aliens away......

Ha! Do you actually expect any of us to believe that? We have met you before.

Wheres my harassment?? ~feels left out~ Im a Canadian red head too...