Dirty old man harassment thread

[Tyger]

you keep it up... you might have more then just Irish blood in you....

OH! ~blushes~

[StormKnight (1)]

Wheres my harassment?? ~feels left out~ Im a Canadian red head too...

I was worried more about trying to be (somewhat) of a gentleman. It does happen on occasion.

If the dirty old men won't harass you I will, now stop whining and show me your cans.

Have no fear, harassment of pretty things (PTs) will continue with this dirty old man.

Now she shows her yours, and both of you show them to me.

Edited February 10, 2010 by StormKnight

[phee]

you keep it up... you might have more then just Irish blood in you....

For the record... I am not Irish..... I ma Scottish/German/Dutch/English/Norwegian..... but I am sure several of my esteemed colleagues on the board are Irish... I was speaking on their behalf/hopes/dreams

[Raev]

For the record... I am not Irish..... I ma Scottish/German/Dutch/English/Norwegian..... but I am sure several of my esteemed colleagues on the board are Irish... I was speaking on their behalf/hopes/dreams

*cough*

My great grandparents were Irish immigrants. Actually, only one branch in my ancestral tree DOESN'T go to Ireland.

[phee]

*cough*

My great grandparents were Irish immigrants. Actually, only one branch in my ancestral tree DOESN'T go to Ireland.

I rest my case.....

GO GET HER RAEV

[Lillylu29]

I do. My dinner is very dry and tasteless tonight.

Sometimes us ladies have to show them how to spice it up a bit....

[Msterbeau]

I do. My dinner is very dry and tasteless tonight.

You left him in the oven too long.

[*Siren*]

You left him in the oven too long.

[Tyger]

You left him in the oven too long.

If I find a man that will treat me somewhat descent, I wont let him burn.

[hunhee]

Oh MY! where did this thread go wrong? .. *reads all of it* Oh.. it was never really right to begin with..

[Msterbeau]

If I find a man that will treat me somewhat descent, I wont let him burn.

Your BF doesn't treat you decent? :-(

[Msterbeau]

Oh MY! where did this thread go wrong? .. *reads all of it* Oh.. it was never really right to begin with..

Not with this crowd...

[StormKnight (1)]

If I find a man that will treat me somewhat descent, I wont let him burn.

I am decent. I am also tasty either fresh or cooked. Or at least that is what I have been told. :

Oh MY! where did this thread go wrong? .. *reads all of it* Oh.. it was never really right to begin with..

No, it wasn't. And your point being?

[*Siren*]

Oh MY! where did this thread go wrong? .. *reads all of it* Oh.. it was never really right to begin with..

Were you expecting the "dirty old man harassment thread" to be completely innocent in nature?

[phee]

Were you expecting the "dirty old man harassment thread" to be completely innocent in nature?

Here I thought it was a charity about giving old folks sponge baths

[*Siren*]

Here I thought it was a charity about giving old folks sponge baths

No, but I already signed you up for that one. Now get to work, those grannies are very dirty!

[phee]

No, but I already signed you up for that one. Now get to work, those grannies are very dirty!

yay! I mean... boo.... I mean... yay!

[*Siren*]

yay! I mean... boo.... I mean... yay!

Your first client is Grandma Birtha. She's 350 lbs. and has trouble with those hard to reach areas.

[phee]

Your first client is Grandma Birtha. She's 350 lbs. and has trouble with those hard to reach areas.

*puts on robe and wizard hat*

[Raev]

[StormKnight (1)]

One of these days someone is going to find out how much of a dirty mind I really do have.

When they do, it is going to be Lovecraftian in nature; either going mad or rushing into the comfort of a new dark age.

[phee]

One of these days someone is going to find out how much of a dirty mind I really do have.

When they do, it is going to be Lovecraftian in nature; either going mad or rushing into the comfort of a new dark age.

Love the reference

[*Siren*]

One of these days someone is going to find out how much of a dirty mind I really do have.

When they do, it is going to be Lovecraftian in nature; either going mad or rushing into the comfort of a new dark age.

Show us how dirty your mind really is, it's allowed here.

[StormKnight (1)]

Show us how dirty your mind really is, it's allowed here.

And abandon all the civility and what little gentleman-like qualities I *have* cultured about myself?

Wit respect to Ambassador Kosh of the Vorlon Empire: (warbling of translation device in the background) You are not ready for perversity.

OR

With respect to Commander Susan Ivanova: You're too young to experience that much perversion.

Edited February 20, 2010 by StormKnight

[torn asunder]

And abandon all the civility and what little gentleman-like qualities I *have* cultured about myself?

Wit respect to Ambassador Kosh of the Vorlon Empire: (warbling of translation device in the background) You are not ready for perversity.

OR

With respect to Commander Susan Ivanova: You're too young to experience that much perversion.

see, now, i would have responded more along the lines of this:

"depravity of this depth/magnitude cannot be put into mere words, it must be experienced first-hand in order to truly be understood."

but that's just me...