Dirty old man harassment thread

[*Siren*]

Who said anything about controlling patterns? That isn't what I meant at all.

Edited January 14, 2010 by *Siren*

[the eternal]

Someone in their 30's and so on trying to get into a relationship with someone who is around 18 probably has some control issues

Young people are often very naive, and fall in love easily.. It is not cool for an older adult to take advantage of this... Even if they seem like they know "what's up", they most likely do not.

I have to agree with you on that one. When I was 19 I started seriously dating someone 8 years older than I was. I wasted 6 1/2 years with him, and now I feel like I missed out on a lot in my youth. If I could go back in time and kick my own *ss I would.

Either way I could kick my ass for spending so many years there.

[*Siren*]

I was referring to the part about not getting serious until your mid 20's.

[Msterbeau]

I swear you guys are gonna make me pee!

I think Spook, Der Nister, Raev and I will start a comedy act called "Four Dirty Oldish Men".

You know, with the exclamation mark at first it looked like "peel". And I was thinking, "Make you peel what? Your clothes off?" Or maybe we'd make you Emma Peel from The Avengers. Mmm ... Uma Thurman in a leather catsuit.

Ooo! Maybe we'll make you Emma Peel who peels her clothes off. 20!

I approve. Make it so!!

Ok, now you've done it!

I hope he has. Hmmm.. Now I have an idea for a photoshoot with you.

[Raev]

I think Spook, Der Nister, Raev and I will start a comedy act called "Four Dirty Oldish Men".

I'm down!

[Raev]

Simply for the benefit of anyone who may not happen to be mathematically inclined, your prime years are:

2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17, 19, 23, 29, 31, 37, 41, 43, 47, 53, 59, 61, 67, 71, 73, 79, 83, 89, 97, 101

I'm currently between my primes right now.

oooh, I'm not in my prime :(

This June though ladies - I will be!

Line up now!

Get yer tickets!

Have a run at Raev in his prime!

....hey...where are you all going?

....nonono! The line starts over here!

....damnit, don't leave!

[n0Mad]

I hope he has. Hmmm.. Now I have an idea for a photoshoot with you.

Can I be your gaffer?

I'm down!

X2

[Rev.Reverence]

oooh, I'm not in my prime :(

This June though ladies - I will be!

Line up now!

Get yer tickets!

Have a run at Raev in his prime!

....hey...where are you all going?

....nonono! The line starts over here!

....damnit, don't leave!

[Lillylu29]

awww I got 4 1/2 more years to be in my prime..... but yet I feel im already there.... maybe im just mentaly in my prime

[*Siren*]

I think Spook, Der Nister, Raev and I will start a comedy act called "Four Dirty Oldish Men".

Where can I get tickets?

[Msterbeau]

Where can I get tickets?

No need. You're in the act too.

[torn asunder]

No need. You're in the act too.

Edited January 15, 2010 by torn asunder

[taysteewonderbunny]

Hey! Scott's not oldish. He's still youngish. Give him until his next prime at least, but even then, he'll mostly be "pre-middish."

[Raev]

No need. You're in the act too.

^

Without lovely young ladies for us to be dirty-ish toward - we have no act!

So when would you like to get together and rehearse?

[Der Nister]

^

Without lovely young ladies for us to be dirty-ish toward - we have no act!

So when would you like to get together and rehearse?

[hunhee]

Can I be part of the "dirty old ladies" portion of the dirty old men act?

As for me, I will not and would never date anyone younger than three years my junior. I accidentally made out with a guy at Necto who as *cough*19*cough* and even though, he was a nice kid and all, I couldn't get out of my head (after I found out his age) that he was just that, a kid.

I've actually really preferred and have been attracted to men my age, or older. I will go probably up to 11(I know, odd number, but it works for me) years older than me. Which puts the guy at 44 (OMG have I really gotten that old?!?!).

In reality, I've never really dated anyone more than 6 years my senior.

[Der Nister]

Can I be part of the "dirty old ladies" portion of the dirty old men act?

That's 'olid-ish' men act.

Not the senior comedy troupe.

And yes you can join, rehearsals are sat afternoons at 3 p.m. sharp.

[hunhee]

That's 'olid-ish' men act.

Not the senior comedy troupe.

And yes you can join, rehearsals are sat afternoons at 3 p.m. sharp.

We better hurry up and get out acts together, because otherwise it WILL be the "senior comedy troupe" LMAO!!!!

[*Siren*]

That's 'olid-ish' men act.

Not the senior comedy troupe.

And yes you can join, rehearsals are sat afternoons at 3 p.m. sharp.

Where are these rehearsals?

[*Siren*]

^

Without lovely young ladies for us to be dirty-ish toward - we have no act!

So when would you like to get together and rehearse?

Asap. I could use a little sexual harassment.

[Der Nister]

Where are these rehearsals?

We can rehearse at my place.

[n0Mad]

Where are these rehearsals?

In my pants.

[Der Nister]

I've never seen a thread jacking like this before.

[*Siren*]

Is it just me or does this seem like a really bad after school special? I'm being lured away by dirty old men on the internet for a party in somebody's pants.

[TheGimp]

Is it just me or does this seem like a really bad after school special? I'm being lured away by dirty old men on the internet for a party in somebody's pants.

HA and marc has a creepy old van too....i can always hide inside with the others and offer you candy as we drive by...