Dirty old man harassment thread

[*Siren*]

*snicker*

What, no dirty comment?

[Raev]

Oh MY! where did this thread go wrong? .. *reads all of it* Oh.. it was never really right to begin with..

This thread never was quite right. There needs to be more fun/lighthearted/playful and harmless harassment here! Male, female, unknown, whatever! :D

[Eevee]

I'm between my primes...this explains a lot, actually

[Raev]

I'm between my primes...this explains a lot, actually

Anyone up for dividing Eevee with me until she feels better?

(old man harassment thread, remember)

[Eevee]

Anyone up for dividing Eevee with me until she feels better?

(old man harassment thread, remember)

Trust me, you never talk to me like that so it could only possibly be in this thread that you would, rofl

[*Siren*]

I think Spook, Der Nister, Raev and I will start a comedy act called "Four Dirty Oldish Men".

I'm still waiting for this act.

[*Siren*]

Anyone up for dividing Eevee with me until she feels better?

(old man harassment thread, remember)

I'm in.

[Raev]

I'm in.

Here eevee eevee eevee eevee

[n0Mad]

Anyone up for dividing Eevee with me until she feels better?

I was kind of thinking I'd keep her in my cellar until she ripens.

*squeezes melons* Soon. Soon.

[Tyger]

I was kind of thinking I'd keep her in my cellar until she ripens.

*squeezes melons* Soon. Soon.

Make sure you pet her and squeeze her and call her george... *cough cough* I mean Eevee

(p.s. I missed this thread!!)

[phee]

Make sure you pet her and squeeze her and call her george... *cough cough* I mean Eevee

(p.s. I missed this thread!!)

No you didn't.... you lived this thread *runs*

[n0Mad]

Here are a few comments (real names edited for DGN names) taken from one of Nyxiin's Facebook posts. She posted a video of her putting her feet behind her head and said, "NO SEXUAL TALK PLEASE. I love doing this stuff ._. Also I'm very tired XD Forgive me".

Mstrbeau: I'll wait for Spook so you get the sex talk all at once.

Spook: Mstrbeau, you misunderstood. She said, "NO SEXUAL TALK PLEASE. I love doing this stuff." That means she doesn't want us doing the sexual talk because she loves doing the sexual talk. So we just need to sit back and wait for her to talk dirty to us.

Mstrbeau: I'll accept that interpretation. Beer or popcorn?

Spook: I'll bring the popcorn. It'll be fun to try to throw in Nyxiin's mouth while she has her feet behind her neck. Speaking of putting things in Nyxiin's mouth ... oh, wait, we need to wait for her to do the sexual talk. *taps foot impatiently* Speaking of tapping ... er, sorry. This is just too hard. Speaking of hard ...

[Tyger]

No you didn't.... you lived this thread *runs*

[*Siren*]

I was kind of thinking I'd keep her in my cellar until she ripens.

*squeezes melons* Soon. Soon.

Only if you give me a key to the cellar.

[StormKnight (1)]

I'm in for Eevee.

Remember, Eevee, I have anime and cookies.

[Raev]

I was kind of thinking I'd keep her in my cellar until she ripens.

*squeezes melons* Soon. Soon.

I think she's just about ripe enough. She's no longer Eeveal.

[n0Mad]

I think she's just about ripe enough. She's no longer Eeveal.

Since so many people want her, we need to figure out how we can split her in threevee.

[taysteewonderbunny]

Since so many people want her, we need to figure out how we can split her in threevee.

I have an idea. I'll buy the vowels and you can have the consonants.

[n0Mad]

I have an idea. I'll buy the vowels and you can have the consonants.

So I get the v and you make her go eeee? Oh how many ways that can be interpreted.

[*Siren*]

So I get the v and you make her go eeee? Oh how many ways that can be interpreted.

[Eevee]

O________________________________o;;;

[Troy Spiral (13)]

omg im shocked.

[Raev]

So I get the v and you make her go eeee? Oh how many ways that can be interpreted.

Pardon me, per chance will you please pass the V good sir?

[StormKnight (1)]

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Why does this fandom/appreciation strike you as strange?

[prick]

I never post on this thread and being one of the older and dirtier of men on DGN I figured it was about time I did. More to come later.