Dirty old man harassment thread

[Stu]

17 hours ago, Scary Guy said:

I'm pretty sure I'm old enough that I count now.  I should go back and offer that cute girl in the stairwell who's young enough to be my daughter some candy.

 

Aw, ain't that special?  I've got yer old right here!  😄

[Raev]

9 hours ago, Destroit said:

Wow, what the fuck did I click on here, you guys?  

Welcome to the Dirty Old Man Harassment Thread, how can we service you?

[n0Mad]

I'm a dirty old man and I demand harassment!

[Raev]

19 minutes ago, Spook said:

I'm a dirty old man and I demand harassment!

Heyyyy boy, lemme see that thang! 

[phee]

Why would we want to harass dirty old men?

[Scary Guy]

3 hours ago, phee said:

Why would we want to harass dirty old men?

Because #metoo exists :P

(Not saying most of them didn't deserve it either.)

Edited July 28, 2023 by Scary Guy

[Slogo]

When does one become old? I turned 40 an December

[Scary Guy]

40 minutes ago, Slogo said:

When does one become old? I turned 40 an December

There are a lot of thoughts on this.  Some say it's when you become wise.  Some say it's when you start to realize your own mortality.  Some say it's when all your joints start to hurt for no goddamn reason.  Some say it's relative and to the very old we are still young.

It's not getting older that I fear, what I fear is no longer getting older.  We're all born with one foot in the grave so you have to get used to it, or you kill yourself, or you stop looking at calendars.

Edited July 28, 2023 by Scary Guy

[know_buddy_kares]

It's all on perspective, to each their own. 40 isn't any big deal besides your field of fucks you never knew you had all die off. It's quite liberating in a sense. But does it mean you're old? To a 20 year old, yes. To a 60 year old, no. To a child? You're just an adult, no difference between an 18 year old and up until you turn grey, then you're old.

 

Or maybe it's group perspective, or your circle of friends, you the old man of the group or the young kid?

 

But at 42, I don't think any of it matters at all, but then my field of fucks has been dead and barren for 2 years now. 

[TronRP]

Mainstream Corporation old is when you get noticed by AARP and you receive your first life insurance sign up policy and death benefit coverage. 

Edited July 28, 2023 by TronRP

[know_buddy_kares]

I think you're old when your sugar baby says you're old and offers to be on top that night.

[Raev]

Geeze, you guys sure know how to suck the fun out of a frivolous, light hearted, pervy joke fest of a thread lol

[know_buddy_kares]

Huh huh, you said suck.. 

[Slogo]

59 minutes ago, know_buddy_kares said:

It's all on perspective, to each their own. 40 isn't any big deal besides your field of fucks you never knew you had all die off. It's quite liberating in a sense. But does it mean you're old? To a 20 year old, yes. To a 60 year old, no. To a child? You're just an adult, no difference between an 18 year old and up until you turn grey, then you're old.

 

Or maybe it's group perspective, or your circle of friends, you the old man of the group or the young kid?

 

But at 42, I don't think any of it matters at all, but then my field of fucks has been dead and barren for 2 years now. 

Yeah. My son's mom told me that as I reached 40 the amounts of fucks I gave would plummet. I definitely noticed that. 

 

Anywho.... Back to the pervy jokes

[*Siren*]

22 hours ago, Destroit said:

Wow, what the fuck did I click on here, you guys?  

Technically you clicked your mouse.

[know_buddy_kares]

Oh man all the married women in here clicking their mice... It's so hot.

[Scary Guy]

1 hour ago, Raev said:

Geeze, you guys sure know how to suck the fun out of a frivolous, light hearted, pervy joke fest of a thread lol

Have you ever met me?  lol

[Msterbeau]

I was a dirty old man once.  It was great.

[Scary Guy]

11 hours ago, Msterbeau said:

I was a dirty old man once.  It was great.

Reminds me of that old Mitch Hedberg bit:

 

[gwen]

...and mister? you can follow that up with some of them new fangled herbal boner pills!

 

little. blue. pills. 

 

nuffsaid.

[gwen]

Is my girl complimenting me when she says that I’m built like a greek god but only downstairs?

[gwen]

you wear that *goth* skirt

better than your daughter!

 

>waits to be slapped<

🙁 ☹️ 

[Burrich1]