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*Siren* Apprentice

*Siren*

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HA and marc has a creepy old van too....i can always hide inside with the others and offer you candy as we drive by...

Candy? Gimme gimme gimme!

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Ya know, in hindsight, at least one marriage spawned from this thread.

TronRP
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*Siren*
*Siren*

Oh, I assure you I'm VERY married! *wink*

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TheGimp Newbie

TheGimp

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Candy? Gimme gimme gimme!

climb in the damn van first...we also have puppies and kittens!!!!

*Siren* Apprentice

*Siren*

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climb in the damn van first...we also have puppies and kittens!!!!

If I get in that van and all you have are cough drops I'm gonna be seriously pissed.

Der Nister Newbie

Der Nister

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Is it just me or does this seem like a really bad after school special? I'm being lured away by dirty old men on the internet for a party in somebody's pants.

It is twisted indeed.

TheGimp Newbie

TheGimp

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If I get in that van and all you have are cough drops I'm gonna be seriously pissed.

noooo see puppies kittens and candy

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marc i think she might get in :secret:

*Siren* Apprentice

*Siren*

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noooo see puppies kittens and candy

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marc i think she might get in :secret:

LET ME IN I WANT CANDY!!!

TheGimp Newbie

TheGimp

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MARC!!! MARC!! open the damn sliding door this one wants in!!!

Msterbeau Collaborator

Msterbeau

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The Van of Doom is being prepared for this special mission as we speak!!!!! Fear not beautiful lass from across the river, we shall bring you candy!! And stuff. And perhaps things, as well. :yes

Msterbeau Collaborator

Msterbeau

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Q. How many DGN geezers does it take to screw Siren?

A. We don't know, but we're going to find out.

:p

taysteewonderbunny Newbie

taysteewonderbunny

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If you need an assistant, you know, someone to coil/uncoil the rope, get ready lube, condoms, and other accoutrements, I so volunteer.

Raev Collaborator

Raev

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Asap. I could use a little sexual harassment.

On it.

Pervateers! Assemble!

The Van of Doom is being prepared for this special mission as we speak!!!!! Fear not beautiful lass from across the river, we shall bring you candy!! And stuff. And perhaps things, as well. :yes

Things! AND stuff!

TheGimp Newbie

TheGimp

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Q. How many DGN geezers does it take to screw Siren?

A. We don't know, but we're going to find out.

:p

:rofl:

If you need an assistant, you know, someone to coil/uncoil the rope, get ready lube, condoms, and other accoutrements, I so volunteer.

hell yea one big trap...we need calix in plain view holding puppies and candy and have the rope, lube other essential items hidden so she dosent know whats cumming...Marc, Gimp, Tasty, Spook and Der Nister...damn thats a lotta dudes

Raev Collaborator

Raev

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:rofl:

hell yea one big trap...we need calix in plain view holding puppies and candy and have the rope, lube other essential items hidden so she dosent know whats cumming...Marc, Gimp, Tasty, Spook and Der Nister...damn thats a lotta dudes

Don't you go cutting me out of it, bastard!

Raev Collaborator

Raev

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If I get in that van and all you have are cough drops I'm gonna be seriously pissed.

Oh no, I assure you - I have something tasty in here for you .....

:evil:

TheGimp Newbie

TheGimp

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Don't you go cutting me out of it, bastard!

my bad.... dude how did this turn from a age thread to tricking siren into a goth gangbang in a van full of candy and puppies?

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Raev Collaborator

Raev

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my bad.... dude how did this turn from a age thread to tricking siren into a goth gangbang in a van full of candy and puppies?

Not sure how it happened - but I'm not complaining.

Simon Bar Sinister Enthusiast

Simon Bar Sinister

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my bad.... dude how did this turn from a age thread to tricking siren into a goth gangbang in a van full of candy and puppies?

come on, dude - look who you were talking to! :rofl:

Msterbeau Collaborator

Msterbeau

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my bad.... dude how did this turn from a age thread to tricking siren into a goth gangbang in a van full of candy and puppies?

Gangbang? I thought we were just going over there to do a every day is Halloween kinda thing? :innocent:

Der Nister Newbie

Der Nister

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This is begining to sound like the A team meets the twilight zone kind of porn thingie. lmao!

*Siren* Apprentice

*Siren*

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I've never seen a thread jacking like this before.

What can I say? When Siren comes out to play, all hell breaks loose.

Raev Collaborator

Raev

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What can I say? When Siren comes out to play, all hell breaks loose.

Darlin, you haven't seen hell breaking loose yet ;)

*Siren* Apprentice

*Siren*

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Darlin, you haven't seen hell breaking loose yet ;)

You haven't seen me drunk!

Msterbeau Collaborator

Msterbeau

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You haven't seen me drunk!

We can fix that. :whistle:

Raev Collaborator

Raev

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You haven't seen me drunk!

When shall we address this?

torn asunder Enthusiast

torn asunder

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When shall we address this?

how 'bout just after we get this thread back on topic!? :laugh:

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