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Siren, if you like brownies then I'll pack your fudge.

hehehehehehe anal sex reference

Posted

Siren, if you like brownies then I'll pack your fudge.

Good one! :rofl:

Posted

I have a great big multi-colored lollipop. It will give you hours of pleasure. I can take a photo of it to show you...

Posted

I have a great big multi-colored lollipop. It will give you hours of pleasure. I can take a photo of it to show you...

Ok, post it right here.

Posted

I have a great big multi-colored lollipop. It will give you hours of pleasure. I can take a photo of it to show you...

unlike some of the geezers here

*runs*

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unlike some of the geezers here

:clap:

Posted

unlike some of the geezers here

*runs*

Or one insolent child. :p

Posted

Ok, post it right here.

You asked for it. You will need two hands free to hold it because of it's size. And good luck getting your mouth all the way around it.

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You asked for it. You will need two hands free to hold it because of it's size. And good luck getting your mouth all the way around it.

You're right, that will pleasure me for hours!

Posted

unlike some of the geezers here

Notice he said "some". Good thing I'm an exception. :thumbsup:

Posted

You're right, that will pleasure me for hours!

I probably don't need to warn you that it gets sticky after you lick it a while.

Where would you like me to deliver it?

Posted

I probably don't need to warn you that it gets sticky after you lick it a while.

Where would you like me to deliver it?

My address is :secret:

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My address is :secret:

speak up cant hear you wispering over the geezers weezing

Posted

My address is :secret:

One lollipop, er... coming... right... up.

Posted

Apparently...my prime year will be over in about 8 months... :ohmy: How odd.

Posted

Yay!!! I'm prime!!

I iz too... at least for another 2 months. Then I gotta wait 5 years to be prime again. Bummer!

Posted

I haz something lick-able.

A spoon you dirty bastards. I just made brownies.

..what a dum dum.?? :rofl: . lol.. sorry you just left yourself open for that one!!

Posted

I have yet to go into male menopause by buying plaid polyester slacks and taking up golf.

I hereby proclaim I am still in my prime! :)

Posted

Notice he said "some". Good thing I'm an exception. :thumbsup:

thank you spook, geez.... :p

Posted

Apparently...my prime year will be over in about 8 months... :ohmy:

Well we better not waste any time then. :evil:

Posted

Well, I suppose it's better than your nickname from the canoeing trip.

Yeah, if I remember correctly, it had something to do with the recurrence of a precipitous event in France.

Posted

Well we better not waste any time then. :evil:

can i atleast join the dirty old man thread...I'm one in training at least right??

after all i'm the one that got siren to get into the van full o puppies and candy :p

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can i atleast join the dirty old man thread...I'm one in training at least right??

after all i'm the one that got siren to get into the van full o puppies and candy :p

Geezer in training? So would you be an apprentass (apprentice) or a pat-a-one (padawan)?

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can i atleast join the dirty old man thread...I'm one in training at least right??

after all i'm the one that got siren to get into the van full o puppies and candy :p

Since you're younger than I am, technically I think I should be the one sexually harassing you, but I'm willing to make an exception. Harass away.

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Since you're younger than I am, technically I think I should be the one sexually harassing you,

Go ahead. Everyone else does. :p

but I'm willing to make an exception. Harass away.

Attention whore. :spank

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