Dirty old man harassment thread

[TheGimp]

Since you're younger than I am, technically I think I should be the one sexually harassing you, but I'm willing to make an exception. Harass away.

you can sexually harass me shit...you think i'm really ganna say no..dont please stop...well i might but it may come out like "no siren please dont stop"

Go ahead. Everyone else does.

lol

Edited January 18, 2010 by TheGimp

[*Siren*]

Attention whore.

Hey, let me enjoy it while I still can. I'm not getting any younger.

[TheGimp]

Hey, let me enjoy it while I still can. I'm not getting any younger.

i can make you feel younger...

*runs and hides behind spook*

[*Siren*]

you can sexually harass me shit...you think i'm really ganna say no..dont please stop...well i might but it may come out like "no siren please dont stop"

Hey Kinder Surprise, got anything sweet for me?

[TheGimp]

yes its in my pocket...you have to reach in and get it...and no i promise i didnt cut a hole in my pocket...well maybe i did but you'll find out

[n0Mad]

Well, apparently, if Gimp is hiding behind me, then you have to get through me to get to him and his sweets.

[*Siren*]

Look over there Spook, I see boobies!

Teehee.... You're mine now little one!

[TheGimp]

Look over there Spook, I see boobies!

Teehee.... You're mine now little one!

EEP!!! wait...i have a hot older red head after me what am i EEPing for...

[*Siren*]

Come here and let me see what's in your pocket....Ooh! I found the toy inside Kinder Surprise!

[StormKnight (1)]

EEP!!! wait...i have a hot older red head after me what am i EEPing for...

*steps up to Gimp, slaps him upside the head for complaining of above fact*

*grabs him by his belt and his shirt and throws him at Siren for devouring*

[taysteewonderbunny]

Spook has as much of boobies as he could ever want...I think it's your ass he's hankering for.

Edited January 19, 2010 by taysteewonderbunny

[*Siren*]

Thanks for the help, StormKnight! Us old pervs have to stick together!

[StormKnight (1)]

Thanks for the help, StormKnight! Us old pervs have to stick together!

Sure. But just remember...I am older and pervier :

Edited January 19, 2010 by StormKnight

[*Siren*]

Older maybe, but I doubt you're pervier.

[n0Mad]

Look over there Spook, I see boobies!

If she thinks I'm that easily swayed, she's got another thing coming.

Spook has as much of boobies as he could ever want...I think it's your ass he's hankering for.

Okay, now that may distract me.

[n0Mad]

Older maybe, but I doubt you're pervier.

Yeah, he's got that Superego to keep his Id in check. Me? I just have a super Ego. lol

Edited January 19, 2010 by Spook

[Msterbeau]

I leave you youngsters alone for a couple hours and look at the mess you make. Everyone go to your rooms!! Except Siren. You go to my room.

[*Siren*]

I leave you youngsters alone for a couple hours and look at the mess you make. Everyone go to your rooms!! Except Siren. You go to my room.

Oooh! Gonna teach me a lesson?

[Msterbeau]

Oooh! Gonna teach me a lesson?

No. Pop quiz. You're going to show me what you've learned.

[*Siren*]

No. Pop quiz. You're going to show me what you've learned.

Well then, prepare to be blown away.

[Msterbeau]

Well then, prepare to be blown away.

Or just blown?

Extra credit points are also available.

[TheGimp]

i need to observe said pop quiz so i can make sure she dosent cheat...and discipline her if she dose

[n0Mad]

"The circle is now complete. When I left you, I was but the learner; now I am the master. "

[TheGimp]

"The circle is now complete. When I left you, I was but the learner; now I am the master-bater. "

[n0Mad]

"Yes you're very smart. Shut up." -Grandpa, The Princess Bride