Dirty old man harassment thread

[*Siren*]

i think its past her bed time...in a woman's old age like hers they need there beauty sleep...not that she needs it however..

Oh no, Kinder Surprise. I'm pretty sure it's past your bedtime. Now go put on your footy pyjamas and I'll get your blanky.

[TheGimp]

Oh no, Kinder Surprise. I'm pretty sure it's past your bedtime. Now go put on your footy pyjamas and I'll get your blanky.

but i wanna sleep in your bed with you theres a monster in my closet, please?

[Msterbeau]

Oh no, Kinder Surprise. I'm pretty sure it's past your bedtime. Now go put on your footy pyjamas and I'll get your blanky.

*Snort*

[*Siren*]

but i wanna sleep in your bed with you theres a monster in my closet, please?

Sorry, you fart too much while you sleep. I'll get you a night light.

[TheGimp]

Sorry, you fart too much while you sleep. I'll get you a night light.

WTF i do not...thats so mean lol...well are you ganna least tuck me in and read me a bedtime story?

[TheGimp]

ok it actually is past my bed time...i gotta get to sleep gotta wake up at 5...siren.."Kinder Surprise" will have more candy for you tomorrow

[*Siren*]

WTF i do not...thats so mean lol...well are you ganna least tuck me in and read me a bedtime story?

Ok, I will tuck you in and read you a nice bedtime story...120 Days of Sodom by the Marquis de Sade.

[StormKnight (1)]

Older maybe, but I doubt you're pervier.

Try me.

[Reaper]

Sorry, you fart too much while you sleep. I'll get you a night light, and a blanky.

Corrected :D

Edited January 19, 2010 by Reaper

[Tyger]

You guys are all wonderful.

Make my laugh so hard reading this thread.

[Msterbeau]

You guys are all wonderful.

Make my laugh so hard reading this thread.

Ooo! Another victim!!

*Poke*

[*Siren*]

Fresh meat!

[Msterbeau]

Fresh meat!

There seems to be a special attraction to/for Canadians. Maybe you ladies smell like bacon? Mmmm... bacon.

[Destroit]

I'm a dirty old man who likes to harass regularly...can I join your guys' club?

[Msterbeau]

I'm a dirty old man who likes to harass regularly...can I join your guys' club?

You're not old enough yet. Harass Gimp.

[Destroit]

Well then, prepare to be blown away.

Case of why I'm in the dirty old man category and not the pretty young girl category. You say "prepare to be blown away" and all the guys drool and it's saucy...I say "prepare to be blown away" and my boyfriend ducks and covers figuring that I'm incinuating that I just got back from Taco Bell.

Where's my dirty old man badge? In high school they called me a dirty old man named Norbert...apparantly because of how I smoke cigarettes...? So see, being a dirty old man to me so far has been more than a hobby but rather a lifetime commitment.

Edited January 19, 2010 by Chernobyl

[n0Mad]

There seems to be a special attraction to/for Canadians. Maybe you ladies smell like bacon? Mmmm... bacon.

We all know Canadian bacon is really just ham.

[TheGimp]

wtf....i'm always being teased...if i honestly disappeared who would you guys/and siren have to fuck with lol

[n0Mad]

wtf....i'm always being teased...if i honestly disappeared who would you guys/and siren have to fuck with lol

Eevee?

[Msterbeau]

Eevee?

Mmmmm... Eevee.

[Raev]

Eevee?

mmmmm

I loves me some naiEevee!

[StormKnight (1)]

You guys are all wonderful.

Make my laugh so hard reading this thread.

Why, hello. *puts on suave demeanor*

Eevee?

Sorry, Eevee. He's got it nailed like an Amish barn. Try as I might to defend.

[TheGimp]

i tell ya id sure like to nail some redhead here like a Amish barn....i hear she likes candy

[*Siren*]

Did someone say candy? Gimme, gimme, gimme!

[AmieLamie]

Hmm, well I still have a few days left of primeness, then I'll be eighteen and that's just no good. lol