Twilight Funny

[LulaLaRose]

[n0Mad]

That's awesome. I think I wet myself.

[phee]

Yay

[KatRN05]

That movie sucked.

[Tyger]

[phee]

OMG yes

[Msterbeau]

That's awesome. I think I wet myself.

I think I just spit yogurt on my computer..

[Rev.Reverence]

While, I will watch the movie...for intrinsic 'bad-sci-fi' "value"...I won't pay for it....

.....& the opening joke was funny....but, the Blade poster...is the 'winnin'est"

[KatRN05]

[Iris]

http://www.cracked.com/article_16878_if-twilight-was-10-times-shorter-100-times-more-honest.html

[KatRN05]

http://www.cracked.com/article_16878_if-twilight-was-10-times-shorter-100-times-more-honest.html

Yup that pretty much sums up book 1.

[pomba gira]

@ the Blade poster. If only.

[n0Mad]

http://www.cracked.com/article_16878_if-twilight-was-10-times-shorter-100-times-more-honest.html

Some of my favorite lines:

KRISTEN STEWART

Me? Oh, no. I'm just a hollow placeholder for all of the teenage girls in the audience to project their personalities onto. I have none of my own whatsoever.

and

ROBERT PATTINSON

So, the next generation of young women are currently flocking to see a female lead starring in a movie by a female director based on a bestselling book by a female author, and in this movie the main character wants to become completely submissive and self-sacrificing for a male.

[KatRN05]

ROBERT PATTINSON

There's more. I want to eat you.

KRISTEN STEWART

Holy shit, really? I need to go home and do some waxing first, but...

ROBERT PATTINSON

No, I mean literally eat you. I'm a vampire.

Later on...somewhere in the script:

ROBERT PATTINSON

No, I can't have sex with you! I'd be unable to control myself! I'd bite you and turn you into a vampire! Also I ejaculate boiling venom, so I'd need to wear like fifty condoms.

Edited January 29, 2010 by KatRN05

[Rev.Reverence]

So, the next generation of young women are currently flocking to see a female lead starring in a movie by a female director based on a bestselling book by a female author, and in this movie the main character wants to become completely submissive and self-sacrificing for a male.

HOW SWEET OF HER...She got us presents...

[Faith Evermound]

So, the next generation of young women are currently flocking to see a female lead starring in a movie by a female director based on a bestselling book by a female author, and in this movie the main character wants to become completely submissive and self-sacrificing for a male.

enough said now if only everyone could see this...we won't have to endure another 3 years of this BS

[f0rged]

Oh you traitor!

[the_fairy_gothmother]

I found this funny. I do like twilight but the sparkly thing is pretty ridiculous.

[f0rged]

I found this funny. I do like twilight but the sparkly thing is pretty ridiculous.

I agree, the sparkles is a bit much, but considering the entire book series was based off a dream Stephanie Meyer had, where she was in a medow with a vampire that sparkled, I kinda understand why she put it in there.

[Brenda Starrr]

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Sparkleh Dick!

[pomba gira]

I found this funny. I do like twilight but the sparkly thing is pretty ridiculous.

LOL! Don't miss, Alucard!

OK, this is driving me crazy... who's the last vampire of the six there?

[StormKnight (1)]

LOL! Don't miss, Alucard!

OK, this is driving me crazy... who's the last vampire of the six there?

I believe LeStat. He is the only one I can think of that would be "Flamboyant."

[pomba gira]

I believe LeStat. He is the only one I can think of that would be "Flamboyant."

Ohhh, I think you're right. I was so thinking anime, Lestat never even occurred to me. Which is kind of dumb since the original Count is in there... but then he's iconic enough to transcend media.