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I would like to call out to my fellow ninjas. your either a pirate or a ninja. well i am ninja. and there are to many F ing pirates here in tampa bay. let me now if your with me so we can mount up an ride on theese fools. pirates suck dude. go team ninja. all us who reside in shadows can join the ninja cause. go kill pirates today. keep an eye out for em. down in bucaneer country were i am i did my ninja part attacking moral. elimanating john gruden and causing the bucs team a heavy toll. during the yearly pirate march called gasperilla,
me and fellow ninjas caused a rain storm. now during the best pirate season i have caused a freezing cold to grind all pirate activity to a near halt. but there ranks are thick and i need fresh ninja to attack them at there weakest point. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IK8SsHV3yLs.
this right here we need more of this
yeah fu$%ing pirate get you some.
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famous ninjas.

the shredder
. the shadow boss. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7T5kSTlS6E thats a long clip you gotta look for the shadow boss in it. batman http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsO2rAYs-oc . leyoto machida
don the dragon wilson has like a 700 win record in kickboxing
ok thats alot for now. just kill some pirates. sting
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Posted

Arrrrgh!

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pirates suck dude.

don't dare impugn me honor, boy!!

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They don't make too many ninja porn movies.

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Pirates are sexy. I'd plunder their booty any day.

Posted

They don't make too many ninja porn movies.

even if they did, you'd never actually see it happen anyway!! :laugh:

Posted

Id still vote Pirates over Ninja's.

But! Ninja's can move silently, a pirate wouldn't have a chance in a fight...

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But! Ninja's can move silently, a pirate wouldn't have a chance in a fight...

blasphemy!! :rant:

Edited by torn asunder
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Id still vote Pirates over Ninja's.

But! Ninja's can move silently, a pirate wouldn't have a chance in a fight...

Pirates have the wall of beer defense. Impenetrable by Ninjas. They're lightweight drinkers. :rofl:

Posted

As a ninja trained pirate...I'ld have to say...ninja, at tricky...pirates are tricky-ERR...ninja are crafty...pirates are crafty-ERR...ninja are tough...pirates are tough-ERR...ninja are sexy..but, pirates are sexy-ERR.....etc..ad hoc, signum primus quo...

Posted

Heyy... dont be hating!! I love pirates WAY more than Ninjas... I just think they would win in a fight...

but I think getting booty is all that matters anyways... ;) Make love not war right?

Posted

Heyy... dont be hating!! I love pirates WAY more than Ninjas... I just think they would win in a fight...

but I think getting booty is all that matters anyways... ;) Make love not war right?

No wonder we get along. :yes

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Heyy... dont be hating!! I love pirates WAY more than Ninjas... I just think they would win in a fight...

With ninjas, there wouldn't be a fight. They kill you in your sleep. If a fight breaks out, pirates win hands down. That's why ninjas have to be all sneaky like, because they're really not that good at fighting. Sure, they can hold their own in self-defense, but a samurai could kick their ass toe to toe. Against a pirate? Yarr!

Posted

With ninjas, there wouldn't be a fight. They kill you in your sleep. If a fight breaks out, pirates win hands down. That's why ninjas have to be all sneaky like, because they're really not that good at fighting. Sure, they can hold their own in self-defense, but a samurai could kick their ass toe to toe. Against a pirate? Yarr!

OOOOOOOOOOooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....................... very true. I tip my pirate hat sir.

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Wenches, fighting dirty, beer and making manly sounds...

....or....

Killing in sleep, not being seen, not being able to get rowdy, not being able to go AAARRRGHHH.

Fuck that.

Pirate all the way.

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With ninjas, there wouldn't be a fight. They kill you in your sleep. If a fight breaks out, pirates win hands down. That's why ninjas have to be all sneaky like, because they're really not that good at fighting. Sure, they can hold their own in self-defense, but a samurai could kick their ass toe to toe. Against a pirate? Yarr!

ah, but pirates go on rum-soaked benders and don't sleep for days on end - how would a ninja kill a pirate who doesn't sleep, huh!?!? :Poke

Posted

There are 100 ninja watching this thread.

They already have the pirates here marked for assassination.

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I guess I should run then...

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Cause Im a pirate.... And I dont think I can take a Ninja...

Edited by Tyger
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There are 100 ninja watching this thread.

They already have the pirates here marked for assassination.

Good luck with that. :pirate:

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I guess I should run then...

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Cause Im a pirate.... And I dont think I can take a Ninja...

Confidence my dear... confidence.

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I guess I should run then...

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Cause Im a pirate.... And I dont think I can take a Ninja...

Confidence my dear... confidence.

Also, they will be distracted by your cuteness and then we'll feed them to the sharks. :evil:

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Also, they will be distracted by your cuteness and then we'll feed them to the sharks. :evil:

XD ~blushes~

Ninja's are Shark bait, oh ah ah.

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