MANFAST: July 9th - July 11th

[Lillylu29]

If Im working and cant get the time off I will make daily appearances. If not I am there the whole weekend. I decided to leave the camper behind so the boat can come this year. I do have extra tents, sleeping bags and zombie killing devices for all who need.

I might beable to tow camper if needed

[peelingchrome]

I. AM. THERE. (giant bag of meat included)

I do have extra tents, sleeping bags and zombie killing devices for all who need.

Ditto on the extra gear. PM me if anyone needs to borrow anything.

[Nienna]

I have an extra air mattress and would have an extra dome, but only if people are willing to help me erect my VERY heavy and pain in the ass canvas pavillion period tent. LOL It can happen if it needs to though.

[Destroit]

I have an extra air mattress and would have an extra dome, but only if people are willing to help me erect my VERY heavy and pain in the ass canvas pavillion period tent. LOL It can happen if it needs to though.

Heh...heh heh heh...you said erect.

Erect stuff is welcomed and encouraged.

[Destroit]

If there are kids too close I may not be able to get all Ron Jeremy in the night like last year

BUT REST ASSURED there will be a whole lot of this

AND OF COURSE THIS

:rofl:

That last one I've never seen before and made me spit coffee . Timata's seeing that shit when I get home.

[bean]

Today is Chuck Norris's birthday.

[Destroit]

Today is Chuck Norris's birthday.

[torn asunder]

Today is Chuck Norris's birthday.

Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.

[TitsMcGee]

Charlie and I will try, but can't guarantee anything. Also if you want secluded check out to see if there are any rustic camp areas, those usually don't have many people because there are no showers or running water, which means no DNR to bug you.

[bean]

Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.

In other news, I've decided that this year, I'm going to be a MANTESTANT (unless only the guys get to be MANTESTANTS. In that case, I say screw you, I'm competing anyway ). The eternal is also going to be a MANTESTANT this year.

[Destroit]

Charlie and I will try, but can't guarantee anything. Also if you want secluded check out to see if there are any rustic camp areas, those usually don't have many people because there are no showers or running water, which means no DNR to bug you.

Already done for the last two years. It has always been a rustic campsite with no showers or running water...which does NOT mean no DNR to bug you. If it's a state campground then the DNR will ALWAYS be there, regardless of whether it's secluded or not. BUT...if it's a designated "group lot" then they would probably be less apt to fuck with us as we wouldn't be disturbing other campers.

Standard rustic lots as you're describing are speckled among other "non-DGN" members so the DNR would still have beef if we made noise.

[Destroit]

(unless only the guys get to be MANTESTANTS. In that case, I say screw you, I'm competing anyway ).

REALLY. ME....? Only let boys try to be MANS? Make the woMANS sit out? Efff...it is encouraged. If I had my way there would only be feMALE MANTESTANTS and the boys would all be in skirts all like, you know, saucy and stuff shaking their shit with pom-poms, making us more meat, and fetching us all beers while they sip on their wine coolers.

*runs! *

[Eevee]

REALLY. ME....? Only let boys try to be MANS? Make the woMANS sit out? Efff...it is encouraged. If I had my way there would only be feMALE MANTESTANTS and the boys would all be in skirts all like, you know, saucy and stuff shaking their shit with pom-poms, making us more meat, and fetching us all beers while they sip on their wine coolers.

*runs! *

I like this idea

[bean]

REALLY. ME....? Only let boys try to be MANS? Make the woMANS sit out? Efff...it is encouraged. If I had my way there would only be feMALE MANTESTANTS and the boys would all be in skirts all like, you know, saucy and stuff shaking their shit with pom-poms, making us more meat, and fetching us all beers while they sip on their wine coolers.

*runs! *

That would be awesome.

I didn't really think you would exclude the woMANS

[Destroit]

That would be awesome.

I didn't really think you would exclude the woMANS

Nope, only girly girls. They can make us some mother fuckin' sammiches also.

[bean]

Nope, only girly girls. They can make us some mother fuckin' sammiches also.

[Rev.Reverence]

REALLY. ME....? Only let boys try to be MANS? Make the woMANS sit out? Efff...it is encouraged. If I had my way there would only be feMALE MANTESTANTS and the boys would all be in skirts all like, you know, saucy and stuff shaking their shit with pom-poms, making us more meat, and fetching us all beers while they sip on their wine coolers.

*runs! *

Hey...I'll wear a loin cloth, & will enter as a MANTESTTNT& premake MANy sandwiches...I will gain MANy bonus points for MANy MANy MANLY things in the MANTEST...MANFEST will be so epic...

HEY...watch out...REV KNOWS CHUCK!

*sharpens hatchet*

[Destroit]

Hey...I'll wear a loin cloth, & will enter as a MANTESTTNT& premake MANy sandwiches...I will gain MANy bonus points for MANy MANy MANLY things in the MANTEST...MANFEST will be so epic...

HEY...watch out...REV KNOWS CHUCK!

*sharpens hatchet*

Food preparation automatically throws you in the girly category, unless you're flash frying an entire cow after filling it with three kinds of cheese. Or grilling meat. If you grill meat, that's MAN shit right there. Beer battering your tasty animal before grilling also adds inches to your member.

[Rev.Reverence]

Food preparation automatically throws you in the girly category, unless you're flash frying an entire cow after filling it with three kinds of cheese. Or grilling meat. If you grill meat, that's MAN shit right there. Beer battering your tasty animal before grilling also adds inches to your member.

Sandwiches..are manly!..& mine, are for when the girlies fall asleep!..&, you can't have any...

...A.N.D-D-D-D...I will marinate MY meat...in Scotch Whiskey...as, the beer, makes me TO MANLY...(like, cave-MAN...& even Chuck can't catch me in the woods!!!)

EDIT, TO ADD: REAL MANLY PEOPLES; KNOW HOW TO COOK FOR THEMSELVES...ALLEVIATING EVEN THE NEED FOR ANY GIRLS IN THE AREA...

(Fuck, that was in capslock...)

Edited March 11, 2010 by Rev.Reverence

[Rev.Reverence]

[candyman]

Food preparation automatically throws you in the girly category, unless you're flash frying an entire cow after filling it with three kinds of cheese. Or grilling meat. If you grill meat, that's MAN shit right there. Beer battering your tasty animal before grilling also adds inches to your member.

WTF? Food prep makes you a real man! Grilling meat is only half the battle...you still need side dishes!

[Destroit]

WTF? Food prep makes you a real man! Grilling meat is only half the battle...you still need side dishes!

Nope. I put food prep in there with rearing children, doing my laundry, cleaning my dishes, and scrubbing my kitchen, girl's work (or girly man's work).

Edited March 11, 2010 by Chernobyl

[Destroit]

Sandwiches..are manly!..& mine, are for when the girlies fall asleep!..&, you can't have any...

...A.N.D-D-D-D...I will marinate MY meat...in Scotch Whiskey...as, the beer, makes me TO MANLY...(like, cave-MAN...& even Chuck can't catch me in the woods!!!)

EDIT, TO ADD: REAL MANLY PEOPLES; KNOW HOW TO COOK FOR THEMSELVES...ALLEVIATING EVEN THE NEED FOR ANY GIRLS IN THE AREA...

(Fuck, that was in capslock...)

FIIIINE...food prep, so MANLY.

*whispers to other woMANS in the room: "Ya gotta tell them bitches what they wanna hear to make 'em think they're manly sometimes, ya know?"*

Edited March 11, 2010 by Chernobyl

[peelingchrome]

WTF? Food prep makes you a real man! Grilling meat is only half the battle...you still need side dishes!

Side dishes only count if they're made of meat. Like steak with a side of bacon-wrapped(and -stuffed) pork chops with hunter's sausage for an appetizer and steak tar tar or kibbe (raw meats) for dessert. Non-meat side dishes usually drop MANlyness... maybe potatos are neutral. Maybe.

[Destroit]

Side dishes only count if they're made of meat. Like steak with a side of bacon-wrapped(and -stuffed) pork chops with hunter's sausage for an appetizer and steak tar tar or kibbe (raw meats) for dessert. Non-meat side dishes usually drop MANlyness... maybe potatos are neutral. Maybe.

Thatta man! *punches shoulder*