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Explosives may also be used to make a side dish MANlier. For example:

A large bowl of spinach salad with a homemade vinaigrette sitting on a metal box. The metal box happens to be a claymore mine which simultaneously blows said girly crap to hell AND cooks the raw steak beneath it. This would be a side dish to another steak of a much thicker cut.

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And the only three condiments allowed at MANFAST are: MANNAISE, MAN-RANCH, and bar-b-que sauce.

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Already done for the last two years. It has always been a rustic campsite with no showers or running water...which does NOT mean no DNR to bug you. If it's a state campground then the DNR will ALWAYS be there, regardless of whether it's secluded or not. BUT...if it's a designated "group lot" then they would probably be less apt to fuck with us as we wouldn't be disturbing other campers.

Standard rustic lots as you're describing are speckled among other "non-DGN" members so the DNR would still have beef if we made noise.

What I'm thinking are state forest campgrounds, not state parks. At the forest campgrounds, you really don't have many other people there since most prefer the park. Granted ya'll probably don't have many of them down state...so I guess just forget I mentioned anything.

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What I'm thinking are state forest campgrounds, not state parks. At the forest campgrounds, you really don't have many other people there since most prefer the park. Granted ya'll probably don't have many of them down state...so I guess just forget I mentioned anything.

Ah, I get it, no we don't have anything that is reasonable. It has to be someplace where most members can drive in under 2 hours. Thanks for the thought though.

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What I'm thinking are state forest campgrounds, not state parks. At the forest campgrounds, you really don't have many other people there since most prefer the park. Granted ya'll probably don't have many of them down state...so I guess just forget I mentioned anything.

No these are more like state forest campgrounds. Its state parks we dont have much of here. None of that sissy showers and flushing toilets and electrical and water hook ups here.

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I will be making a manly non meat item. My campfire cabbage. Whole heads of cabbage wrapped in aluminum foil and cooked at the fire for a good six hours then eat with butter. If you dont think its manly then wait for the outhouse rush in the morning!

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I will be making a manly non meat item. My campfire cabbage. Whole heads of cabbage wrapped in aluminum foil and cooked at the fire for a good six hours then eat with butter. If you dont think its manly then wait for the outhouse rush in the morning!

Due to the fact that it will cause me to gas out Pestilence in the night and wake up the next morning to rush to the outhouse like I slammed a Crave Case the night before...I'll allow it.

Gassing your SO during the night so badly that they must sleep in the car and then dropping an explosive deuce in the morning when you wake up = ultra MANZORZLY.

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I would LOVE to go.... Schedule's cleared and I'm making Nicholas clear his, as well... We WILL be there if I have to drag him there in a gunney sack covered in honey and goosedown. May or may not have the baby with us.... Depends if we can get a babysitter for that weekend. Someone please message me and give me more details on this little charade... :gathering:

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Due to the fact that it will cause me to gas out Pestilence in the night and wake up the next morning to rush to the outhouse like I slammed a Crave Case the night before...I'll allow it.

Gassing your SO during the night so badly that they must sleep in the car and then dropping an explosive deuce in the morning when you wake up = ultra MANZORZLY.

First to run to the outhouse is disqualified to be the manliest, mantastic, man at manfast.

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I would LOVE to go.... Schedule's cleared and I'm making Nicholas clear his, as well... We WILL be there if I have to drag him there in a gunney sack covered in honey and goosedown. May or may not have the baby with us.... Depends if we can get a babysitter for that weekend. Someone please message me and give me more details on this little charade... :gathering:

I am el capitan of this MANSTROCITY MANSHIP. Expect a PM from me later and possibly a battle to the death utilizing light-sabers :starwars:.

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Due to the fact that it will cause me to gas out Pestilence in the night and wake up the next morning to rush to the outhouse like I slammed a Crave Case the night before...I'll allow it.

Gassing your SO during the night so badly that they must sleep in the car and then dropping an explosive deuce in the morning when you wake up = ultra MANZORZLY.

Cabbage makes me fart something fierce. So do beans. I'll be eating nothing but meat, cabbage, and beans during MANFAST.

You will all suffer.

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Cabbage makes me fart something fierce. So do beans. I'll be eating nothing but meat, cabbage, and beans during MANFAST.

You will all suffer.

I have a new found respect for you.

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I have a new found respect for you.

Thank you, thank you.

I've been accused of being girly before, but during MANFEST, where I will be a MANTESTANT, I will prove how un-girly I am.

And you will all suffer. :evil:

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I'm screwed...all I ever do at work is making sandwiches. :wallbash:

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Due to the fact that it will cause me to gas out Pestilence in the night and wake up the next morning to rush to the outhouse like I slammed a Crave Case the night before...I'll allow it.

Gassing your SO during the night so badly that they must sleep in the car and then dropping an explosive deuce in the morning when you wake up = ultra MANZORZLY.

LMFAO

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Nightgaunt and Tszura go. Nightgaunt put meat in fire, eat meat up. Nightgaunt pick up heavy things, show sexy muscle.

ManfastMotiv.jpg

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:rofl::rofl::rofl::bow

Agree.

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I'm not totally sure, but I think I'd like to go along.

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I'm not totally sure, but I think I'd like to go along.

Everyone who thinks they might like to go SHOULD GO. It will be a weekend of EPIC, WIN, and AWESOME! If nothing else, I'll be there with a huge sack of meat and I share!

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Nightgaunt and Tszura go. Nightgaunt put meat in fire, eat meat up. Nightgaunt pick up heavy things, show sexy muscle.

ManfastMotiv.jpg

OMFG YES! WE ALL JUST GANKED THIS AS OUR WALLPAPER IN THIS HOUSE. Timata even took down his awesome Nazi Zombie wallpaper to put this up here. Tell me you made this. It is so 100% going in this year's MANPHLET with credit to whomever did it. This fucking rocks. You even spelled it correctly which hardly anyone does.

:bow

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ROFL Yeah, I'm to blame.

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So im new to DGN but have met a fair amount of ya so far. GOOD PEOPLES! :thumbup: So....yeah good people camping and partying in the middle of nowhere. I'm in .Circling the date. From talking to some of ya's it sounds like something i don't want to miss. :cheers:

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It's official... we'll be there with manly bells on... lol I can hardly wait to meet some of you face to face. This will be fun! :peanutbutterjellytime:

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