Woman wants to be the world's largest woman.

[StormKnight (1)]

Woman wants to be wha--?

[Lillylu29]

Ms Simpson said she also loved eating sushi and would often eat 70 big pieces in one go.

Is this what caught your attention Stormy?

all jokes aside!

*facepalm*

[KatRN05]

I posted this on my facebook yesterday and to quote TitsMcgee "What.the.fuck".

I used to weigh 300lbs, I couldn't imagine weighing 600-1000lbs. I'd rather be dead.

Edited March 16, 2010 by KatRN05

[Slogo]

wtf indeed

[candyman]

Well, at least she has a clear goal...more than you can say for some people...I am pretty sure I hit the only bright side to this story though...

[Tyger]

Ummmm....

Ewy.

[Nienna]

Oh. God. No. Where do these people come from??

[StormKnight (1)]

I have no idea. Truth is indeed stranger than fiction. I wouldn't make things like this up on a bet.

[Msterbeau]

Oh. God. No. Where do these people come from??

It's called low self-esteem and thinking that getting attention (ANY attention) will help. :X :X :X :X

[st_masey]

I think that she is a role model, inspiring all young girls to dream big.

[Nienna]

I think that she is a role model, inspiring all young girls to dream big.

hahahahahahahhaaha!! That photo in the article is very glamorous. I can only imagine living with that.

[Nightgaunt]

Certainly helps me keep that 40 pounds I gained last year in perspective...

[TygerLili]

Who wants to be bet that our tax money is paying for these people to be on welfare.

[Hellion]

I could only imagine what Al Bundy would say

[KatRN05]

I could only imagine what Al Bundy would say

I'm going to hell for this..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hB4LYHO9zhk

Edited March 17, 2010 by KatRN05

[the eternal]

[candyman]

A website where men watch her consume fast food?!?! Dude I could sit through a week long donkey show with Lady Gaga as the soundtrack and still be less creepy and brain dead than the people that watch that shit!

[TygerLili]

A website where men watch her consume fast food?!?! Dude I could sit through a week long donkey show with Lady Gaga as the soundtrack and still be less creepy and brain dead than the people that watch that shit!

I only got about 3 hours of sleep last night, so it could be the sleep deprivation talking, but that comment almost made me spit blueberry smoothie all over my computer screen.

But, yeah...People actually pay money to watch an overweight woman eat fast food?!? If that's your kink, just go down to the local McDonald's, order a beverage, sit down and watch the show.

[Simon Bar Sinister]

A website where men watch her consume fast food?!?! Dude I could sit through a week long donkey show with Lady Gaga as the soundtrack and still be less creepy and brain dead than the people that watch that shit!

I wonder if she ever has performance issues, anxiety, etc.

I hope she's putting some $$$ aside to reinforce the floor beneath the toilet.

we should all take a look at our lives and see if there's anything we could get someone to pay to see us do online.

[Hellion]

They say you can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish

well this is one grand piano that needs a lot of tuning!!

[candyman]

I wonder if she ever has performance issues, anxiety, etc.

I hope she's putting some $$$ aside to reinforce the floor beneath the toilet.

Speaking of fat people on toilets...I hope she doesn't do the same thing a lady in Milwaukee did last year. She sat on the toilet one day and decided not to get up...for three YEARS...paramedics were called to pick her up when she was having some problems and found that her ass had actually absorbed the toilet seat! The skin had glued the seat to her ass and it needed to surgically removed...

[StormKnight (1)]

Speaking of fat people on toilets...I hope she doesn't do the same thing a lady in Milwaukee did last year. She sat on the toilet one day and decided not to get up...for three YEARS...paramedics were called to pick her up when she was having some problems and found that her ass had actually absorbed the toilet seat! The skin had glued the seat to her ass and it needed to surgically removed...

Heard about that. That is one hell of a foreign body to have in a decubitus ulcer (which is what I suspected happened when she sat there in one place for 3 years. Skin breakdown and assimilation of the seat.)

[candyman]

Heard about that. That is one hell of a foreign body to have in a decubitus ulcer (which is what I suspected happened when she sat there in one place for 3 years. Skin breakdown and assimilation of the seat.)

Yeah the people at the hospital were so confused when she was first brought in...my friends dad was a nurse there and he called and said everyone laughed until they took it all into focus.

[Guest Megalicious]

That is sad.

Whats even sadder is the example she is setting for her 3 year old daughter....

[freydis]

Why would you WANT to be 1000 pounds?

That shit will kill her.