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If you want to be like Chuck Norris - This is what you'll drive:


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http://jalopnik.com/5494734/why-chuck-norris-drives-a-nissan-gt+r

Chuck Norris drives "Godzilla"? Hmmm...

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Nice. :)

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I always saw Chuck Norris as more of a crazy-fast 4x4 truck kind of guy. Why not a Ford Raptor? Modified, of course.

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I rather imagine he'd opt for one of these...

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"Chuck Norris doesn't drive balls to the wall. The wall asks for the honor to be close to Chuck Norris' testes when he drives."

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I take it back. Chuck Norris wouldn't bother with a vehicle. He can match the speed of any man-made vehicle by simply walking.

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