Practical jokes at work

[Hellion]

:devil I think the next time a contractor acts like an asshole towards me at work; I'll go and put tree sap or superglue on the triggers of all his power tools! Another good one is put a pack of firecrackers in a hidden area on the job site at lunch time; put a lit cigarette at the end of the fuse as a time delay and watch the chaos! I could also hide their beer. Send to a non existent job site. Tthere are other ideas that I have but I don't have the time. I only do this if they deserve it.

[Dollardave]

:devil I think the next time a contractor acts like an asshole towards me at work; I'll go and put tree sap or superglue on the triggers of all his power tools! Another good one is put a pack of firecrackers in a hidden area on the job site at lunch time; put a lit cigarette at the end of the fuse as a time delay and watch the chaos! I could also hide their beer. Send to a non existent job site. Tthere are other ideas that I have but I don't have the time. I only do this if they deserve it.

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Make fresh coffee in the morning and piss in the pot in the bathroom. Watch peoples reactions when they drink it.

[Hellion]

:devil

Make fresh coffee in the morning and piss in the pot in the bathroom.  Watch peoples reactions when they drink it.

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:devil Good one dude! thanx.

[Soulrev]

Bring a chainsaw to work and just set it on your desk or whatever.. If anyone asks why you brought it to work just tell them "Just in case.." in a suspicious tone. Read that somewhere online.

[Head Wreck]

i'm fortunate to be able to growl exactly like a rotwieler (much practice at faulty coffee machine in collage)

makes people step back.