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I AGREE

ahem.... Reevers are a bit more ruthless.... they would win.

Starman (as played by Jeff Bridges) vs The New York Yankees?

oooo toughy, I would say starman only cuz jeff briges rocks!

The Dude or Jeff Spicoli

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oooo toughy, I would say starman only cuz jeff briges rocks!

The Dude or Jeff Spicoli

The DUDE. Because he is THE DUDE

Helen Keller vs. Stephen Hawking

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The DUDE. Because he is THE DUDE

Helen Keller vs. Stephen Hawking

Stephen fucking Hawking, he would run that blind bitch over then back over her and go *in a robot voice* HA HA HA

Care Bears Vs. Cabbage Patch Kids

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Car(nivor)e Bears all the way!

Roller derby girls or cheerleaders?

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Care Bears... because they were secretly aliens who give people AIDS.... I think.

Okay... here is a big one:

Marvel Comics vs. DC comics?

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Car(nivor)e Bears all the way!

Roller derby girls or cheerleaders?

Care Bears... because they were secretly aliens who give people AIDS.... I think.

Okay... here is a big one:

Marvel Comics vs. DC comics?

Okay two for one:

Roller Derby Girls would smash their little cheery faces in

Umm Prolly Marvel for me

Bret Michaels VS Vince Neil

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ideally, they'd kill each other, and we'd win.

the Chiquita Banana or the Fruit Of The Loom grapes?

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The Chiquita chick has a lot more street smarts I think... she would win....

Star Wars vs Lord Of The Rings

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Umm. Ok. Umm. Picture the death star with the eye of sauron instead of a big laser cannon. Yeaaaah... I think the good guys are fucked. For a while. But then Sauron and Vader will have epic battle in space with space orcs and moon-trolls.. Then Luke will marry Arowen(sp?), Chewy and Gimli will elope to Hoth, and the rest, well, the rest will be left for description in many, many scenes before they finally roll credits.

Obama vs America o.O

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Umm. Ok. Umm. Picture the death star with the eye of sauron instead of a big laser cannon. Yeaaaah... I think the good guys are fucked. For a while. But then Sauron and Vader will have epic battle in space with space orcs and moon-trolls.. Then Luke well marry Arowen, Chewy and Gimli will elope to Hoth, and the rest, well, the rest will be left for description in many, many scenes before they finally roll credits.

Obama vs America o.O

Interesting question.... I think America was already defeated when he became president... so I guess it is sort of like saying me vs that guy in a coma.... I would probably not have to fight him in the first place.

Oooh here is one that will get me in trouble....

Jesus Vs. Muhammad

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Interesting question.... I think America was already defeated when he became president... so I guess it is sort of like saying me vs that guy in a coma.... I would probably not have to fight him in the first place.

Oooh here is one that will get me in trouble....

Jesus Vs. Muhammad

Haha^ ..

I dunno I guess I'll just have to ask What Would Jesus Do? ROFL.

Captain Kangaroo vs Fred (Mr.) Rogers

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:happydance Hummm that's hard mr. rogers was a sinper in the milatary, but the captain takes shit from no one... I am going with Mr. Rogers

Dumbledore VS. Gandgolff the Gray? :happydance

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Hmmm.... Gandgolff the Gray was a bit too interested in the Hobbits... but Dumbledore was kind of a bitch.... I say... Tie

Michael Keaton's Batman vs. Christian Bale's Batman

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Hmmm.... Gandgolff the Gray was a bit too interested in the Hobbits... but Dumbledore was kind of a bitch.... I say... Tie

Michael Keaton's Batman vs. Christian Bale's Batman

Neither... they are not super heros they just have tooo much money! I say JOKER kicks their asses all over the place

Mtn. Dew OG or Mtn. Dew Code red?

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O.G. all the way!

mp3s or 8-track tapes?

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mp3's. After dealing with the damned things when I was doing radio DJ way back when, 8-tracks and their broadcast equivalent of carts were a pain in the ass to work with. Vinyl and CDs were much better for me to cue.

Special Edition Star Wars or Original Edition Star Wars?

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Han shot first.... so original addition.

Xbox 360 vs. PSIII

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360 hands down...

Dr. Doom or Tree of Doom

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Dr. Doom of course cause he can invoke fire and burn the tree.

My left big toe vs my right big toe

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Dr. Doom of course cause he can invoke fire and burn the tree.

My left big toe vs my right big toe

Your big right toe cuz your right size is smarter....

Invader Zim or dib?

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That is a difficult one... since they are both underdogs I want both to win all the time. Zim... because if he wins so does Gir.

Captain Kirk Vs. Captain Picard.

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That is a difficult one... since they are both underdogs I want both to win all the time. Zim... because if he wins so does Gir.

Captain Kirk Vs. Captain Picard.

picard - KIRK... would.. take too long..... expLAIning things... and picard would trounce him!

umm... ralph maccio's "karate kid" or jaden smith's "karate kid"?

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picard - KIRK... would.. take too long..... expLAIning things... and picard would trounce him!

umm... ralph maccio's "karate kid" or jaden smith's "karate kid"?

Ralph maccio cuz he would just step on jaden smith.. OG all the way!

Trent Reznor vs Sascha Konietzko

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picard - KIRK... would.. take too long..... expLAIning things... and picard would trounce him!

umm... ralph maccio's "karate kid" or jaden smith's "karate kid"?

Ralph Maccio because he is white.

:thumbup: LuLz

David Lynch or Takashi Miike

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Ralph Maccio because he is white.

:thumbup: LuLz

David Lynch or Takashi Miike

I think Lynch because I have a soft spot for him.... and that hair.

Capcom Vs Rockstar

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