msterbeau!

[Raev]

Come to MANFAST. That is all.

[Msterbeau]

*Ponders*

[Tyger]

peez and karrotz?

[prick]

Come to MANFAST. That is all.

Well said brotha!

[Lillylu29]

why not all the cool kids are going

[KatRN05]

Do it!

[Destroit]

Listen to your awesome manly Canadian girlfriend and come camping. Don't be scared of the woods, Msterbeau, she will protect you valiantly as she is your knight in shining armor!

It's been THREE years and you haven't come to MANFAST yet...you are now due! You don't even need to be a MANTESTANT, you can sit back and watch everyone be crazy fighting for the title. Think of all the photo opportunities you are missing out on if you don't go!

PLZ WITH CHERRIES AND KITTEHS.

I have not forgot about my promise of WMDs! I sent some of my arm over to Iran so that it can be enriched to weapons-grade uranium, but they said that since they have such primitive technology it will take until August to come back as a nuke .

Edited April 19, 2010 by Chernobyl

[*Siren*]

Come on, Marc! Your girlfriend is man enough, why aren't you? Are you afraid of getting sand in your vagina? You guys really need to come so Tonya can help me fight for team Canada!

[Destroit]

Come on, Marc! Your girlfriend is man enough, why aren't you? Are you afraid of getting sand in your vagina? You guys really need to come so Tonya can help me fight for team Canada!

Oh man, Marc, sounds like you're being challenged by a Canadian. You gonna take that?

Oh man, Marc, sounds like you're being challenged by a Canadian. You gonna take that?

[Msterbeau]

I do not succumb to peer pressure or taunts. When I decide, I will let you all know. That is all.

[Destroit]

I do not succumb to peer pressure or taunts. When I decide, I will let you all know. That is all.

What if we force you to succumb to peer pressure and taunts. Do you succumb to force?

What if we force you to succumb to peer pressure and taunts. Do you succumb to force?

[Msterbeau]

What if we force you to succumb to peer pressure and taunts. Do you succumb to force?

No. If you try you will meet my daughters, who will inflict doom on your filthy doomed heads. And I will go eat a sammich.

[Destroit]

No. If you try you will meet my daughters, who will inflict doom on your filthy doomed heads. And I will go eat a sammich.

FUCK...my heat-seeking missiles do not work on children .

NOTE TO CHERNOBYL'S MANFAST ARMY: Retreat! Msterbeau is not budging . This war cannot be won .

My theory is that Msterbeau is SECRETLY planning to go...but wants to keep us all hanging until the last minute. If we push him to hard he will stubborn and back down. This is only my theory, but why take the chance?

FUCK...my heat-seeking missiles do not work on children .

NOTE TO CHERNOBYL'S MANFAST ARMY: Retreat! Msterbeau is not budging . This war cannot be won .

My theory is that Msterbeau is SECRETLY planning to go...but wants to keep us all hanging until the last minute. If we push him to hard he will stubborn and back down. This is only my theory, but why take the chance?

[Raev]

I shall not taunt. I shall say-

Please? It will be a great time and we always love having ya at events!

[Msterbeau]

I shall not taunt. I shall say-

Please? It will be a great time and we always love having ya at events!

Polite invitations filled with warmth and compliments help.

[*Siren*]

Polite invitations filled with warmth and compliments help.

It won't be nearly as much fun without you and Tyger!

[Destroit]

Polite invitations filled with warmth and compliments help.

Uhmmmm...hmmm...have I told you that you're, uh, myyyyy....favorite DGNer?

Uhmmmm...hmmm...have I told you that you're, uh, myyyyy....favorite DGNer?

[Tyger]

He also takes bribes in bake goods and naked girls (I must be around though for both. ).

[Destroit]

He also takes bribes in bake goods and naked girls (I must be around though for both. ).

I burn down the house and ain't nobody wanna see me naked due to the state of disrepair my figure is in atm.

What else does he take? I have infinite Chernobyl Points. But then again, you can only cash in Chernobyl Points at MANFAST and Laser Quest (or any Chernobyl events that are "official" DGN events, not informal events).

Edited April 19, 2010 by Chernobyl

[Msterbeau]

He also takes bribes in bake goods and naked girls (I must be around though for both. ).

Or baked goods ON naked girls.

[hunhee]

Thanks guys, my co-workers now think I'm crazier, because I was laughing out loud.. hehe I love you guys.

[*Siren*]

Or baked goods ON naked girls.

This could be arranged. If you come to MANFAST baked goods will be served on a naked Tyger.

Edited April 20, 2010 by *Siren*

[n0Mad]

No. If you try you will meet my daughters, who will inflict doom on your filthy doomed heads. And I will go eat a sammich.

[the eternal]

I burn down the house and ain't nobody wanna see me naked due to the state of disrepair my figure is in atm.

What else does he take? I have infinite Chernobyl Points. But then again, you can only cash in Chernobyl Points at MANFAST and Laser Quest (or any Chernobyl events that are "official" DGN events, not informal events).

You're way too hard on yourself.

I'm sure you're fine.

Not that this is about nudity.

It's about a non-manly board grabbing onto its collective sac for a manly weekend,

and Mstrbeau bringing his camera to laugh at us all.

[StormKnight (1)]

Or baked goods ON naked girls.

Now, now. You must have dinner first. Sushi on naked girls with cookies on naked girls as a dessert.