MANFAST aftermath

[bean]

errrrr k. well never mind then it was all light hearted banter not at all am I taking away from anyones glory. mighty wasabi eater. I came had fun met new people and I just suck at finding the right words and way to express myself as humorously as everyone else. Maybe I over anaylise things when I talk and type and try too hard to be careful which backfires. Can I get away with the exscuse Im drunk? I havnt stopped drinking since MANFAST (I know this will raise a few eyebrows) um yeah Im not an alcoholic or becoming one just Im weak willed with the sauce and theres been a party here since I got home so Im talking out my ass haha! Plus my birthday cake had black icing and it looked like I ate death and he necrotized my insides and what came out the other end looked like the insides of a long dead corpse. ROFL That was random. Well I best stop typing or Im gonna continue saying stupid things. Blargy snargle worf

It's all good. It's hard to get intent and emotion from words on a page.

[the_fairy_gothmother]

Really bad photoshop job. I still love it tho!

[KatRN05]

You are taking this way too seriously. We were all there to have fun, and in the end, it seems as though no one besides you has felt the need to talk about what they could have done, or try and take away from what other people did do.

Each MANTESTANT earned their points, and each MANTESTANT participated as much or as little as he or she wanted.

The whole thing kind of makes you look like a sore loser, and 3rd place is nothing to complain about, especially with that being your first MANFAST.

That's how I felt about it. I was just in it for the fun of it. I could care less if I had won. Just wanted to have fun, that is all.

[Destroit]

You are taking this way too seriously. We were all there to have fun, and in the end, it seems as though no one besides you has felt the need to talk about what they could have done, or try and take away from what other people did do.

Each MANTESTANT earned their points, and each MANTESTANT participated as much or as little as he or she wanted.

The whole thing kind of makes you look like a sore loser, and 3rd place is nothing to complain about, especially with that being your first MANFAST.

Wait, whining about the work of other MANTESTANTS while lamenting on the idea of "I could have done more"? Sounds like girly whining and anyone who displays girly whining, downs other MANTESTANTS or doesn't put their money where their mouth is are the same people who SHOULDN'T be MANTESTANTS. Just sayin', no whining at ALL is tolerated. ANY WHINING CAN DISQUALIFY PEOPLE FROM COMPETING IN THE FUTURE as whining is the epitomy of having a vagina with too much estrogen. Das Ende :

Wait, whining about the work of other MANTESTANTS while lamenting on the idea of "I could have done more"? Sounds like girly whining and anyone who displays girly whining, downs other MANTESTANTS or doesn't put their money where their mouth is are the same people who SHOULDN'T be MANTESTANTS. Just sayin', no whining at ALL is tolerated. ANY WHINING CAN DISQUALIFY PEOPLE FROM COMPETING IN THE FUTURE as whining is the epitomy of having a vagina with too much estrogen. Das Ende :

Edited July 14, 2010 by Chernobyl

[the_fairy_gothmother]

Wait, whining about the work of other MANTESTANTS while lamenting on the idea of "I could have done more"? Sounds like girly whining and anyone who displays girly whining, downs other MANTESTANTS or doesn't put their money where their mouth is are the same people who SHOULDN'T be MANTESTANTS. Just sayin', no whining at ALL is tolerated. ANY WHINING CAN DISQUALIFY PEOPLE FROM COMPETING IN THE FUTURE as whining is the epitomy of having a vagina with too much estrogen. Das Ende :

there was no whining just drunken slurred nonsense. I dont even remember as my mind is stoned and intoxicated. How do bulls drive cars? They Steer them.

potato chips

what Im trying to say here is

plastic bag

plastic bag plastic bag

who likes cheese?

Im proud to be the home of a wacked chromosome

[junefun28]

ETERNAL wile I thank you for the complement I seriously don't think that I out drank every one that weekend. Those drinking the 151 beat me hands down.

[Black Jack (1)]

Still tired as shiet and wounded lol I'll post more later. This year was so awsome I sleept a whole week after it was over so words of wisdom don't ever fast from food before it or stay awake the entire trip.

[Black Jack (1)]

That's how I felt about it. I was just in it for the fun of it. I could care less if I had won. Just wanted to have fun, that is all.

What about that trip at night you know the one ^^!!!

[Black Jack (1)]

I don't think there where many(if any)pic's of naked times

If anyone had pix it would be more personal then open +1 But & Boob Patrol!!!!!!!!!

[TheOsakaKoneko]

Damn I wish I'd have gone!! Next year I should definitely make it out there. I don't think I'd stand a chance in any manly contests in a frilly pink dress but I might have to try to enter anyway just for the discordance and hilarity of it. Dammit, why didn't I goooooooooooooooo?

[KatRN05]

What about that trip at night you know the one ^^!!!

The naked trip to the lake? I don't think anyone has pics.

[Black Jack (1)]

The naked trip to the lake? I don't think anyone has pics.

picks online effin no i mean doing it was to release stress and have fun I know I did.

[Darkmatter]

Hehehehe. So I was watching TV and saw this commercial, and I thought of Manfast.

[Black Jack (1)]

hahaha MEAT perfume now that is awsome.

[KatRN05]

Hehehehe. So I was watching TV and saw this commercial, and I thought of Manfast.

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=e4Ts4TtEwDc

So you are saying women would attract more mean if they wore the scent of bacon?

Hmmmmm

[~Tszura~]

Just give em' one of these next time Eternal..Nightgaunt and Tszura loved it!

We'll be waiting......... lol!

It was like being at the Drive-In watching an adventure movie. "See the Lifting of the Loin Cloth! Shake with fear as the Bear Jew runs your way! Dine in the excitement of witnessing what very few have lived to see!!" Next time, we'd like to see the Car Wash effect! (at 1:24) lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKJIbY0BUpY&feature=related

I agree, it was terribly awesome. One of Quentin's most well orchestrated .

And then I redifined the term "rear ending a car" when I slid down the windshield of Tzura and Nightgaunts ride in a loincloth after running up it straight to the roof like it was an escalator.

We enjoyed the view very much, but our car has been traumatized. The Bear Jew, who was NAKED, mind you, left this:

Zee Bare Jew ass tracks.....

There were also claw tracks down the front of our car! Now it takes a pretty bad ass motha-*uc*er to leave those kinds of tracks on a car WHILE NAKED!! lol We are honored to have been initiated into the Bare Jew clan, and do not plan on washing Vader for a long, long time.

Oh, and we do have pics of the Bear Jew in all his Bare Jewness, but its just too much for DGN to handle, so we have those locked in a vault now only to be taken out during Armageddon. Yes, our secret weapon!

Other pics of that glorious day:

As we arrived, we came upon everyone eating a delicious Manfast consisting of meat, meat, and more meat.

Other pictures in the morning as we arrived:

Upon seeing Spook and Taysteewonderbunny, we asked them if they wanted a beer, but Taystee clearly had it covered, lol

And later, between the Mantests, Spook conducted a wonderful lesson in Shibari, which was so bad ass, even Chuck Norris got in on the action!

Ahhhhh, and then there was the shot-test. My ass would have been passed out after the third one! lol

Happy Birthday cake time! Woot!!

We had a kick ass time at Manfast with our DGN family! Thanks so much to Chernobyl and Pestilence for allowing us to share in this stupendous event! You guys did a mantastic job in planning and conducting the event, and we look forward to going again next year!!!

Edited July 17, 2010 by ~Tszura~

[n0Mad]

Awesome! Can I get larger copies of those pictures? Especially that first one. I love it! Such a great pic.

[the_fairy_gothmother]

Man vs Food on travel channel has a manfest burger for you all try try next year.

In a recent episode, Richman visits the The Vortex Bar & Grill in Atlanta to try the different burgers they make, including the Elvis burger (peanut butter, bacon, and fried bananas), the Spanish Fly burger (ground chorizo topping, green chilis, and pepperjack cheese), and the Double Bypass burger, made with three fried eggs, four slices of American cheese, and five slices of bacon, with two grilled cheese sandwiches replacing the buns.

[prick]

Mz. Meowmix and I had a great time. I enjoyed the cxonversations I had.

[the_fairy_gothmother]

Poor Reav got busted up badly heres some of his stunts. I joined in the fun and discovered the bruises when I got home lol.