phee Posted November 4, 2011 Posted November 4, 2011 http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/04/jon-stewart-in-god-we-trust-debate-gop-congress-video_n_1075897.html?ref=comedy
Vater Araignee Posted November 14, 2011 Posted November 14, 2011 (edited) Jesus has long hair And a goatee And His eyes are pretty glazed He looks so spaced out Do you buy His story? Do you believe He had an eye infection? And yeah, yeah, God looks baked Yeah, yeah, God smells good Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah I think God smoked Cannabis! Hit the bong like some of us Drove a Tie-died micro bus And He subscribes to Rolling Stone When God made this place In the beginning Did He plant any seeds? Or did He put them there For Adam and Eve So they'd be hungry For the apple that the snake Was always offering And yeah, yeah, God rolls great Yeah, yeah, God smells good Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah I think God smoked Cannabis? Do you suppose He had a buzz When He made the platypus? When He created Earth our home Does He like Pearl Jam or The Stones? And do you think He rolls his own? Up there in Heaven on the throne And when the Saints go marching home Maybe He sits and smokes a bowl Edited November 14, 2011 by Vater Araignee
wormsinwombs Posted December 3, 2011 Posted December 3, 2011 (edited) idk why but the and mormons is making me giggle....I want that sign on a t shirt *edit oh god just saw the other sign I want to combined the two and put them on a shirt Edited December 3, 2011 by wormsinwombs
LadyKay Posted December 4, 2011 Posted December 4, 2011 Aren't Ankle Biters them little tinny dogs that wont stop barking? I don't like them nether
Slogo Posted December 4, 2011 Posted December 4, 2011 I'm eight of those!!!!! I feel a strange sense of pride
phee Posted December 4, 2011 Posted December 4, 2011 I'm eight of those!!!!! I feel a strange sense of pride Hah! I knew you were an ankle byting, mormom, rebellious woman.....
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