UNofficial DGN Thanksgiving 2010

[the eternal]

ONE YEAR AGO I WROTE THIS POST

So, bean and I were planning in sitting at home with a $.48 Banquet Turkey Pot Pie on Thanksgiving, and then I thought---

DGN THANKSGIVING!

We could do a potluck, where each person brings something.

Or if you can't bring something, yourself.

Or if you can't bring yourself, have someone else do it.

WHAT DO YOU ALL THINK???

Anyone else alone on Thanksgiving?

Want to get together?

Maybe find a Thanksgiving horror movie or some other flick to watch?

We'll get a turkey--you'd get the rest.

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It was fucking epic!

WE were completely jammed, and it was delicious, so we're doing it again!

DGN THANKSGIVING!

Thursday November 25th 5P

Kids welcome.

If we run out of food we can throw one of them on the grill!)

(Just remember, I like the dark meat)MENU

Turkey ---the eternal

Cranberry jello ---the eternal

Water ---Mother Nature

Mashed Potatoes ---bean

French Silk Pie ---Taysteewonderbunny & Spook

Corn Pudding ---Taysteewonderbunny & Spook

Gr Bean Casserole--Prick

Deviled Eggs ---Prick

Pumpkin Pie ---Prick

Pumpkin Cheesecake-Tyger

Meat Loaf ---Stormknight

Ribs ---Stormknight

Crescent Rolls ---Stormknight

Crack Cookies ---Stormknight

Grill ---Mstrbeau

7-layer tortilla---Tszura & Nightgaunt

pie spanish rice---Tszura & Nightgaunt

Amazing??? meat ---Pestilence

Turkey Gravy ---CatsEye

Soda ---The Gimp

and of course

Schwetty Balls ---Jesika Fkin Rocks

NEED

Stuffing (bread/cornbread stuffing---maybe with onions & celery)

Big tossed salad--preferably on the table not in my butt

DINNER GUEST CHOICE (if you think you can make something better than what's above)

PLUS I NEED THESE to make a return appearance

---return food accounted for

And whatever the hell anyone else brought last year, even that was just your own bad selves.

YOU

NOT NEEDED---

That disgustingly sweet concoction made with mashed sweet potatoes, pineapple and melted crusty marshmallows on the top.

Yams

Sweet potatoes---Leave em at home. My house I say YES to deviled eggs and NO to sweet potatoes or yams

I put out the call and like Gothic Warriors, you heeded it

Now it's time again

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u05Qot_yh9c

Edited November 23, 2010 by the eternal

[the eternal]

AND DON'T FORGET!!!

FANGSGIVING--PART DEUX

AFTER your shitty, restrained, forced family gathering starts to wind down.

AND your racist uncle finishes talking about sending Obama back to Kenya

AND your mom's done asking why can't you be normal

GTFO!

And come here!!!!!!!!!!!

BRING YOUR GOOD LEFTOVERS!

(and pick up some booze!!)

LEAVE THE KIDS BEHIND!

As for the ones that came for Thanksiving, I'll send em packing

at 9-ish if they hadn't already left, by putting on C-SPAN

I feel that it is the parent's responsibility to corrupt their children on their own time.

This will be a drama-free zone ALL NIGHT!

That's the whole point.

There's the family you're stuck with and the family you choose.

As we had last year, there will be two levels of action!

Downstairs will be for the movie nerds.

Upstairs will be for bad background movies, fattening desserts and a bit o partying.

Warriors have guts

Santa Killers have all week to wait for...

Tommy Wiseau has the Room

And of course Wolfman's got nards!

BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY, there will be a triumphant return of the ONLY known anti-drug, Christian, Thanksgiving exploitation film ever made. If you have to see one movie with a turkey-headed man that goes Gobble Gobble before it kills you...see Blood Freak

Don't feel afraid if you're new or don't yet know how amazing beanternal is.

Or you do KNOW and our sexiness intimidates you

DON'T WORRY

When you come here, you're family. And everyone will say Hi.

ESPECIALLY if you bring food.

Edited November 5, 2010 by the eternal

[Eevee]

I'm going to try to make it to part deux again!

[Slogo]

I will attempt to make it this year

[kat (1)]

Can I bring my 14 year old? Ask Slogo, you guys will love her!!!!

[TheGimp]

as much as i would love to come....i will be alass working either in Connecticut building a Hotel until January or working the Oil Rigs in North Dakota until January.....have fun though! ^_^

[Destroit]

We will most likely be there. No turkey is safe .

We will most likely be there. No turkey is safe .

[KatRN05]

What time does this start? And I will probably make it to part deux but I will bring some food.

[prick]

I will attend and I will bring green bean casserole, deviled eggs and pumpkin pie.

Edited November 4, 2010 by prick

[junefun28]

Garbeldena and me will be there but only for Fangsgiving--Part Deux. Par for the course we will bring some liquor. Let me know if I need to bring any food or what you want.

[taysteewonderbunny]

Yesh. I am bringing the French Silk Pie again. [No, not the same (token) pie. The same (type) pie. If you are still puzzled, imagine it this way: last year, FSP felt highly intimidated by the laudable competition, so THIS year, she's sending her identical cousin, also FSP, in her stead.] And spook (but only select individuals are allowed to partake of him). Instead of cornbread, may I bring corn pudding?

Edited November 5, 2010 by taysteewonderbunny

[Raev]

Last year, this was friggin awesome.

I fully intend on making this the part2 of my day!

(Can't make it part1 this year, my family needs each other in a bad way right now. I'll be with fam for part1)

[Slogo]

Can I bring my 14 year old? Ask Slogo, you guys will love her!!!!

The coolest 14 year old I've ever met...including other 14 year olds I knew when I was 14

[the eternal]

I just edited the first two posts, and will continue to do so as necessary esp the list of food items needed until we have everything.

As newly stated in the first couple posts, kids are welcome to Thanksgiving dinner, but Fangsgiving will feature drinking, inappropriate language, and R/-unrated movies BAD BAD R/-unrated movies so they should go.

As far as teenage kids, I'll leave that up to parents' discretion.

[Druella]

This sounds like a lot of fun. I will be having thanksgiving dinner at my house this year and I plan on eye bawling the forums for part duxe to see what kind of hijinx are afoot.

[Tyger]

I can bring a Pumpkin cheese cake. Or any other type of cheese cake that is desired.

[n0Mad]

I can bring Marc's coat.

[Eevee]

I can bring a Pumpkin cheese cake.

WANT

[phee]

I will log on from work and pretend that I am loved..

[the eternal]

I can bring a Pumpkin cheese cake. Or any other type of cheese cake that is desired.

That's awesome! While you're at it, can you get Marc and Stormknight to post so I know they're coming with grill, meatloaf, and ribs?

I will log on from work and pretend that I am loved..

[StormKnight (1)]

The plan is yes.

Right now, it will depend on when the new job starts paying before I can lay in supplies for the meatloaf (supplies are available from only one place near where I live,) the cookies (a few grocery stores,) the ribs with dry rub, and the rolls.

Eternal, I can also help with the turkey as well. I can put in a call for a few supplies from some connections.

[the eternal]

Ok so this is hilarious.

I was PMing you, telling you to post, WHILE you were posting.

LET ME KNOW WHAT I CAN DO TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN with the meat and the supplies.

[~Tszura~]

lol

The Tortilla Pie will be accompanied by Nightgaunt, Tszura, and Lil' Nighgaunt, lol. We will be attending both parts after a brief intermission to take the man cub back to his birth vessel for the evening. We look forward to spending time with our DGN family, and watching The Room You really should have put "Spoiler Alert" on that clip, though! :D

:D

[Msterbeau]

I will bring... um... something. And Tonya. and the grill. Wait. I need you (Eternal) to come get it. No more VoD.

[the eternal]

That can be arranged.