The Funniest Personal Ad Ever!

[Brenda Starrr]

My best friend, Sheila is one of the most quick-witted and funniest people I've ever known. This was a real personal ad that she had when she lived here in Baltimore. I have to share it.

Man Wanted

[phee]

I have a cousin...

[Paper Hearts]

lol

My funny personal ad would go something like:

Seeking woman or reasonable facsimilie thereof, for fun. I shall take you to the casbah (etc) and enjoy safe sex...

No, just kidding.

[saechalyn]

Here's mine:

Narcissistic, self-indulgent brat seeks sexy, emotionally unavailable loser who is not interested in me that I can pine over from afar. Help me boost my goth points by giving me vague allusions of interest that I can overanalyze and angst over. You don’t even have to talk to me, and I won’t bother you all that much, but thinly veiled references to you may pop up from time to time in my livejournal.

[Onyx]

Here's mine:

Narcissistic, self-indulgent brat seeks sexy, emotionally unavailable loser who is not interested in me that I can pine over from afar.  Help me boost my goth points by giving me vague allusions of interest that I can overanalyze and angst over.  You don’t even have to talk to me, and I won’t bother you all that much, but thinly veiled references to you may pop up from time to time in my livejournal.

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Bwaaahaaaa!

classic.

[Paper Hearts]

lol

[Black Sunday9]

My best friend, Sheila is one of the most quick-witted and funniest people I've ever known. This was a real personal ad that she had when she lived here in Baltimore. I have to share it.

Man Wanted

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this might sound odd but....I responded to the ad.

[float]

Here's mine:

Narcissistic, self-indulgent brat seeks sexy, emotionally unavailable loser who is not interested in me that I can pine over from afar.  Help me boost my goth points by giving me vague allusions of interest that I can overanalyze and angst over.  You don’t even have to talk to me, and I won’t bother you all that much, but thinly veiled references to you may pop up from time to time in my livejournal.

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wow, we've finally found each other

[soothsayer]

reasonable facsimilie thereof

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Ha, I think that's all I ever dated, anywho. :whistling

That was hilarious Brenda but your friend forgot to include the best part, The Mullet!

[Brenda Starrr]

Oh shit! You're right, sooth!