Stupid Commercials with stupd music

[Hellion]

:devil I tell you that some of these commercials have the most crappiest music ever. Here is a list of corperations that have stupid music to go along with a stupid commercial.

McDonalds. I'm Lovin it. Well I don't love it when they give me the wrong order and I have to use the bathroom a half hour later when Im in the middle of an important project.

Burger King ads suck. You never have it your way without an argument.

White Castle; What you crave. Yeah a bottle of Rolaids and toilet paper.

goes for Taco Bell too; But I like Taco Bell food it's awsome!!

Sprite. Obey your thirst. the pops good but the commercial is dumb.

Chuck E Cheese; It should say where a goth can be a goth.

Father and Son. They never get it done.

Walgreens ads; even though there is no music; there is no such place as the land of "Perfect".

Little Ceasers commercials were good at one time.

Chile's ads

And many more!

[paradox]

i hate commercials.

[bean]

I really try to avoid t.v because I always end up screaming "shut the fuck up!" during all the dumb commercials. Commercials suck.

[Homicidalheathen]

Heh Heh this is cool Crank. My daughter is a goth and works at Chuck e cheese. Didn't know they had wine AND beer 'till this year. And I love all the acid type stuff on the wall....you know, referrences to Srgnt Peppers and stuff.

:devil I tell you that some of these commercials have the most crappiest music ever. Here is a list of corperations that have stupid music to go along with a stupid commercial.

McDonalds. I'm Lovin it. Well I don't love it when they give me the wrong order and I have to use the bathroom a half hour later when Im in the middle of an important project.

Burger King ads suck. You never have it your way without an argument.

White Castle; What you crave. Yeah a bottle of Rolaids and toilet paper.

goes for Taco Bell too; But I like Taco Bell food it's awsome!!

Sprite. Obey your thirst. the  pops good but the commercial is dumb.

Chuck E Cheese; It should say where a goth can be a goth.

Father and Son.  They never get it done.

Walgreens ads; even though there is no music; there is no such place as the land of "Perfect".

Little Ceasers commercials were good at one time.

Chile's ads

And many more!

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[Homicidalheathen]

God yer funny. You should write jokes and sell them to lame comedians that cannot come up with their own.

Used to eat meat and had food poisoning from Mcdonnalds and White castle. LOL

:devil I tell you that some of these commercials have the most crappiest music ever. Here is a list of corperations that have stupid music to go along with a stupid commercial.

McDonalds. I'm Lovin it. Well I don't love it when they give me the wrong order and I have to use the bathroom a half hour later when Im in the middle of an important project.

Burger King ads suck. You never have it your way without an argument.

White Castle; What you crave. Yeah a bottle of Rolaids and toilet paper.

goes for Taco Bell too; But I like Taco Bell food it's awsome!!

Sprite. Obey your thirst. the  pops good but the commercial is dumb.

Chuck E Cheese; It should say where a goth can be a goth.

Father and Son.  They never get it done.

Walgreens ads; even though there is no music; there is no such place as the land of "Perfect".

Little Ceasers commercials were good at one time.

Chile's ads

And many more!

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[Scary Guy]

I just download a ton of what I watch.

As far as music on commercials I hate when they use "real" music and not made up jingles. Everytime you hear the song the product image is put into mind. I tend to avoid the commercials now.

On me though it actually has the reverse effect. I see a commercial I DON'T buy that product.

Though some stuff is unavoidable.

[Homicidalheathen]

Who ever invented the 'mute' botton deserves a hug.

I just download a ton of what I watch.

As far as music on commercials I hate when they use "real" music and not made up jingles.  Everytime you hear the song the product image is put into mind.  I tend to avoid the commercials now.

On me though it actually has the reverse effect.  I see a commercial I DON'T buy that product.

Though some stuff is unavoidable.

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[pomba gira]

On me though it actually has the reverse effect.  I see a commercial I DON'T buy that product.

Though some stuff is unavoidable.

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I thought I was the only one who did that! I go to great lengths to avoid patronizing major national advertisers... the one exception is McDonalds, I must admit to get breakfast there a couple times a week during the school year. But it's true, their TV spots are the most godawful annoying in existence.

Having a degree in Radio/TV (don't ask) I tend to watch TV spots with an eye to the production values... some of the stuff they run during Adult Swim is pretty well-done... like that Scion series which kicks ass. But most prime time & daytime ads are really lame & irritating.

Now for my guilty secret: I LOVE those beer radio spots (Bud Lite?) with the "real men of genius" tag. The current ones are "Mr. Electric Bug Zapper Inventor" & "Mr. 80 SPF Sunblock User". They crack me up every time.

[gothicmom]

I about fell over when I hear the phrase "I'm getting my fruit buzz" on a Mc d's commercial.

[Soulrev]

Ok I don't know about Detroit but around Chicagoland where I live, the radio commercials for McDonald's make me want to kill things.. I'm not at all racist but I can not stand heavy ebonics.. And that's how they do their radio commercials out here.. Sounds like -

"McDonodes.. I'm luvin' it." (with an attitude and McDonalds pronounced as I spelled it)

[pomba gira]

Ok I don't know about Detroit but around Chicagoland where I live, the radio commercials for McDonald's make me want to kill things.. I'm not at all racist but I can not stand heavy ebonics.. And that's how they do their radio commercials out here.. Sounds like - 

"McDonodes.. I'm luvin' it." (with an attitude and McDonalds pronounced as I spelled it)

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nothing racist about that... I find it more racist that advertisers assume that using tired stereotypes will sell more product. No one in my family speaks ebonics and we are certainly not unique. Commercials like that just make it harder to teach kids to speak standard English... which is already an endless struggle if they come from ebonics-speaking families.

[kellygrrrrrl]

I really hate the Mazda Commercial where there is like a bunch of people dressed up like hair follicles, and they see a curve in the road, then the screen zooms out and its suppose to be hair standing up on end.....I really hate that commercial.

I also really hate that White Castle commercial w/ the black guy in the pimp suit and he wants the car cleaners to LEAVE the empty white castle boxes in the car......gross....

:doh

[Daevion]

white castles are just nasty in general...I would never eat there

[Paper Hearts]

"1-800-588-Empire! (Call today.)"

[gothicmom]

*sigh* i LOVE white castle and miss it terribly!

[Soulrev]

"1-800-588-Empire! (Call today.)"

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No it's "Eight hundred - Five eight eight, two three-hundred, EM-PIIIIRE!"

Lol I used to love those commercials when I was a kid and it's still the same goofy looking Empire guy.. Hehe

[bean]

No it's "Eight hundred - Five eight eight, two three-hundred, EM-PIIIIRE!"

Lol I used to love those commercials when I was a kid and it's still the same goofy looking Empire guy.. Hehe

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One of my clients sings that song nonstop, and I had to hear it for an hour straight when I was having a meeting with his mother...I wanted to stab out my eardrums with my pen!

[pomba gira]

*sigh*  i LOVE white castle and miss it terribly!

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Me too... nothin' like it after the bars close & you spent most of your $$ on booze! I missed it like crazy when I lived in SF & when I lived here before... there's one in Lansing now but back when I could've really used it there wasn't.

[Scary Guy]

Oh don't even get me started on BEER commercials.

Ciggerettes are banned from all forms of media except print. Yet they cause fewer car accidents than alcoholic bevrages (I'm sure someone has dropped a lit one in their lap though at some point in time). I will reluctantly admit to the guiness commercial being funny though. Fosters dictionary was some nice work also.

[Morbid Side]

On the topic of stupid commercials many stick out in my mind.

Geico

I've had ENOUGH with that stupid lizard. In one of their older commercials, they showed this slutty douchebag holding the gecko by its fragile forelegs and whirling it around in a field, while a love song plays in the background. Then it shows them walking along a beach, then riding a tandem bicycle together, and finally, a scene in a meadow where the lizard blows all the spores off a dandelion in "that" manner. The only thing missing was the shot of the lizard's pecker going "booiiiing!!" and becoming a little 1/4" hardon. I don't know about you, but I think this commercial borders on beastiality man!

[DarkChylde]

On the topic of stupid commercials many stick out in my mind.

Geico

I've had ENOUGH with that stupid lizard. In one of their older commercials, they showed this slutty douchebag holding the gecko by its fragile forelegs and whirling it around in a field, while a love song plays in the background. Then it shows them walking along a beach, then riding a tandem bicycle together, and finally, a scene in a meadow where the lizard blows all the spores off a dandelion in "that" manner. The only thing missing was the shot of the lizard's pecker going "booiiiing!!" and becoming a little 1/4" hardon. I don't know about you, but I think this commercial borders on beastiality man!

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LMAO!! Aint that the truth :laughing

[JaneDead]

i always hated that one with the car... zoom zoom zoom.... zoom zoom zoom zoom... hate that one

and as far as geico commericals... i love the "tiny house" one. i thought at first that was going to be a real new reality show. i thought that was funny.

[pomba gira]

On the topic of stupid commercials many stick out in my mind.

Geico

I've had ENOUGH with that stupid lizard. s

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The one that annoys me the most is where the family is on vacation in their car & the gecko starts singing "Kung Fu Fighting". I can't for the life of me figure out what's supposed to be funny or even entertaining about that one.

[Morbid Side]

More commercials I've come acrossed as being to-stupid-to-even-blink-an eye at.

Wall-mart has some retarded adds. I found these while going through some old tapes.

The absolute pinnacle of stupidity? When a big yellow "smiley face" thingie wearing a cowboy hat stupidly bounces onto the screen, pulls out a whip, and starts beating on store price flares with it. Kinky son of a bitch it is. I change this one the moment I saw that grey hat bouncing up and down at the beginning. The voice over also sucks; It sounds as though he has laryngitiss from sucking too much dick. Whoever invented this horrid concept should be hung in the woods, covered with salt and jellyed alcohol, and whipped with his own creation.

Wall-Mart (again)

In this commercial, that urine- stained yellow, swollen and distended "smiley" wears a 'hard' hat and starts beating on store price flares with hammers, chopping them up with circular saws, and morphs into a destructo-ball and ruins one. Then a glove mysteriously appears in the air next to it, and "high fives" a Wall-Mart employee. This pissed me off so much I wanted to cram that yellow infected pussbag inside a rusty cistern, drop cyanide pills inside, seal it up with 100 rolls of duct tape, and finally, lob the whole mess off the side of the Tacoma Narrows bridge.

But whats pisses me off even more is the voiceover guy who says "At Wall-Mart, you always get low prices" or some shit like that. I can't STAND this assholes voice. It sounds like he sucked some skanky male prostitutes cock for a week straight and then gargled with Lysol and perhaps razor blades?. I think he should share the cistern with the Smiley as I gas them both, seal them in, and dump them overboard. FUCKING morons!

[Morbid Side]

I have more stupid commercials that I will post later when I find them.