Cake or death?

[darknight1]

You have two choices: cake or death. Which do you choose?

[Nevar (5)]

You have two choices: cake or death. Which do you choose?

The cake is a lie, go with death.

[n0Mad]

You're out of cake? So my only choice is "or death"? Fine then, I'll have the chicken.

[Slogo]

Thank you for flying Church of England, Cake or Death?

[torn asunder]

[Nevar (5)]

Edited August 6, 2011 by Pestilence

[torn asunder]

[Nevar (5)]

Edited August 6, 2011 by Pestilence

[Guest Megalicious]

The cake is a lie, go with death.

Pestilence wins! His prize is a companion cube!!!

[*Siren*]

What if I want pie?

[StormKnight (1)]

Only if Death looks like this:

Otherwise, I'll take mine strawberry, if you please.

[taysteewonderbunny]

Cake and death, please, but only if it's Death by Chocolate. Or death in 24 little cupcake installments. Or a quintuple layered death with alternating fillings of cream and mousse. Yes, any of those. Oh, but any which way, I want piped roses. K?

[wormsinwombs]

what if I choke on the cake and end up dying anyway?

Edited August 7, 2011 by wormsinwombs

[n0Mad]

what if I choke on the cake and end up dying anyway?

Fortunately for you Dr. Heimlich is inventing a maneuver. Right now though it's more of a gesture. Something about a frying pan to the bollocks.

[Raev]

Cake can make me feel like death, does that count?

(Damn allergies)

[darknight1]

I have to go with the cake, seeing as how we're all out of death.

[Slogo]

Fortunately for you Dr. Heimlich is inventing a maneuver. Right now though it's more of a gesture. Something about a frying pan to the bollocks.

You are catching all of these before me....Damn you!

[Nevar (5)]

What if it was a chocolate cake, would it then be Death by chocolate?

[Tyger]

MMmmmm... chocolate death cake. Can it be ontop of a naked woman. Cause then Im set before death...

[n0Mad]

You are catching all of these before me....Damn you!

Not many people can out Izzard me. I have all his domestically available DVDs and CDs, plus I saw him live at the Detroit Opera House a few years back.

[Nevar (5)]

MMmmmm... chocolate death cake. Can it be ontop of a naked woman. Cause then Im set before death...

Yes! On top of a naked woman riding a motorcycle heading into a brick wall of radiated spikes furnished by Chernobyl.

[Destroit]

Yes! On top of a naked woman riding a motorcycle heading into a brick wall of radiated spikes furnished by Chernobyl.

I'm Chernobyl, and I approve this message.

[Nevar (5)]

I have to go with the cake, seeing as how we're all out of death.

Don't worry I have plenty of back up.

[havoc]

I choose cake(we all die anyway but we all dont get to eat cake) violet chocolate death cake!mmmmmmmm

[Nevar (5)]

I choose cake(we all die anyway but we all don't get to eat cake) violet chocolate death cake!mmmmmmmm

But with cake you will die sooner.