Missing Ass

[havoc]

OMG! in the last 2 days i have clocked 26 hours.It's official i have worked my ass off! I turned around and it was gone! Please help find my ass because i need it to sit on. LARGE reward for its return. last seen at hoover just south of 9 mile. Aforementioned ass has a distinct smell, can be dumb at times and has been called "nice" by the few who have petted it.

Edited August 19, 2011 by havoc

[havoc]

oh and also missing ass will be exausted from being worked off.

[*Siren*]

When I saw the name of this thread, I thought you were looking for my ex.

[Nevar (5)]

When I saw the name of this thread, I thought you were looking for my ex.

When I saw it this thought he was looking for a date. lol!

Edited August 19, 2011 by Pestilence

[Slogo]

When I saw it this thought he was looking for a date. lol!

That's how I read it too. lol

[Class-Punk]

When I saw this thread, I pictured a detachable cartoon ass.

[Troy Spiral (13)]

When searching google for a information on the far eastern horse like animal, that is an Onager.

Apparently "wild asian ass" doesnt return the sort of zoological examples one would expect.

[Tralfaz]

Lots of shit went thought this dirty mind, But it did make me laugh my ass off. Now I just have to pick it up and put it back on.

[taysteewonderbunny]

You're looking for an ass? I'm right here, silly!

[Tyger]

This thread made me giggle. I approve.

[havoc]

glad you liked it! ass is still missing....owner is distraught and was very close to ass. If anyone had some extra ass that they would be willing to part with......lmao