Flirtation horror stories!

[Raev]

I'm sure just about everybody has one. Either a creepy guy hitting on you, being hit on in the most inappropriate of places, terrible pick up lines you've endured or times you've crashed and burned. Let's share!

I think the most horrifying I've encountered was a woman in her 70s recently. An obese old truck driver who told me "I'm a lot more limber than I look..."

Apparently my horror was reflected in my face. She then says "What, haven't you ever been picked up by an old lady before?"

[phee]

I think I have a lot of them... I get one every time I have ever talked to a girl.... just not on the receiving end...

[*Siren*]

I could probably fill this entire thread, but let's start with the most recent. Friday night I had some trashy, drunk woman threaten to "fuck me up" if I wouldn't sleep with her brother. I laughed at her, pried her tentacles off of me and watched her fall on her ass.

[Raev]

I could probably fill this entire thread, but let's start with the most recent. Friday night I had some trashy, drunk woman threaten to "fuck me up" if I wouldn't sleep with her brother. I laughed at her, pried her tentacles off of me and watched her fall on her ass.

AH yes, the chick with her "My brother needs some p*ssy" bit.

[phee]

AH yes, the chick with her "My brother needs some p*ssy" bit.

Who's brother doesn't need it? Well unless they are gay...

[Black Jack (1)]

Well the worst would have to be the one woman that was 100 times more drunk than me came up to me and said "Bla Bla Bla" winked at me then pinched my ass while spilling beer on me and tried to sexy walk away but nearly fell over in the process.

[TygerLili]

One of the first times I went to City Club I had a guy offer to pay me to flirt with his friend. I was there with my new boyfriend, who I hadn't quite had the "are we boyfriend and girlfriend?" talk with yet, and I told him my "boyfriend" wouldn't like that. It was a little awkward, but he totally understood that I wasn't trying to be presumptuous putting it that way.

I had a couple guys trying to hit on me at City one night who were making up weird random stuff and trying to tell me they were quoting Hamlet. Yeah, sorry, I wasn't born yesterday. I've read Hamlet 3 times, and seen various movie and play versions of it.

Once when I was 14 I was sitting in Denny's with my mom and my aunt and this middle aged guy came over to our table and tried to give me his phone number. I don't know what he was thinking, or how old he thought I was, but my mom was ready to kill him, and the friend he was with looked horribly embarrassed and dragged him out of the restaurant.

I'm sure there are more, but those are the worst ones that come to mind.

[Class-Punk]

Excluding few people (all of which do not exist), my personal space is very valuable to me. When I went to CC I was hit on by a gay guy in his 40's. When I went to Something Cold I was hit on by a drunk gay wangsta. When I went to Necto, I was finally hit on by a (drunk) chick, I wasn't interested, but I like that she made fun of the security-- I'm convinced some people in club security can't be on steroids because steroids would mellow them out.

And probably many people I've flirted with as I think I qualify as a horror story.

Edited September 1, 2011 by Coffeenated