Swearing and cursing

[prick]

What are naughty words you use that actually arent naughty or a swear? I say bon of a sitch instead of son of a bitch. fother mucker, bite my shwantz, ice hole.

[Slogo]

Druck as Funk

[phee]

I don't like the word "Cunt"

[Fierce Critter]

Well, neither do I, Phee, despise it as a matter of fact. Though not all that sure how that applies to the OT's post?

I tend to fall back on the "Johnny Dangerously" gems:

Farging Icehole

Sominumbatch

Lousy Corksuckers

Bastages!

[phee]

Well, neither do I, Phee, despise it as a matter of fact. Though not all that sure how that applies to the OT's post?

I tend to fall back on the "Johnny Dangerously" gems:

Farging Icehole

Sominumbatch

Lousy Corksuckers

Bastages!

You are correct... I misread the subject.

[candyman]

You god ram plucking pizza ship!

[Saint Germain]

bite my shwantz

Another sublime German word that had made it into American English.

Use it with devotion and respect

[kat (1)]

toolbox, toolshed, and of course, my personal fave, cock-sucking whore. Oh wait you said they can't be naughty either, I got nothing.

[eatdirt426]

I say buster a lot...

[taysteewonderbunny]

Cheese and rice. Great Scott! Galloping galoshes! Stuck-up, scruffy-looking nerfherder. Banana sandwiches. Applesauce.

The daughter of one of Scott's friends is making up ways to swear creatively; paraphrase in point: "Mama, I said 'bee itch,' because when a bee sting itches, it isn't nice." She's also the one who decided 'fuckola' means 'I like your shoes.'

[Troy Spiral (13)]

Hrmm...

"wussy" occasionally, although I've decided to stop watering that word down as much unless like grandma or some other easily offended person or young kids are around. (the argument could be made that that is actually the proper term in and of itself "half wimp half *ussy" = Wussy.

Not that I'm intentionally provocative very often. Just in my "normal life" I'm bigger on being straightforward more than politically correct, (its different when your in mixed company with expected behavior like on DGN) although in any case I do strike a balance that allows me to still be myself without trying to be offensive. Not that you can ever avoid it totally. You could say just about anything, and find someone that will blow a gasket.

There has got to be a ton more , just not coming up with them at the moment.

[Troy Spiral (13)]

Cheese and rice. Great Scott! Galloping galoshes! Stuck-up, scruffy-looking nerfherder. Banana sandwiches. Applesauce.

The daughter of one of Scott's friends is making up ways to swear creatively; paraphrase in point: "Mama, I said 'bee itch,' because when a bee sting itches, it isn't nice." She's also the one who decided 'fuckola' means 'I like your shoes.'

nerfherder, lol. And yes the proper definition of fuckola is, "i like your shoes" good information right there.

[Lacilliyr]

I say goram it and other Whedonisms.

Also, frick on a stick with a brick because of Eliot from scrubs. P:

[Troy Spiral (13)]

I say goram it and other Whedonisms.

Also, frick on a stick with a brick because of Eliot from scrubs. P:

I was saying "gods damn it" from Battlestar Galactica and "Goram" from Firefly for awhile, forgot about them.

[creatureofthenyte]

Cumdumpster is a good one...

[Lacilliyr]

I was saying "gods damn it" from Battlestar Galactica and "Goram" from Firefly for awhile, forgot about them.

That's shiny, Cap'n.

Though I hate BG.

It's a bloody sci-fi soap opera. :I

[Troy Spiral (13)]

Cumdumpster is a good one...

That sounds like my first apartment out back behind the Frankenstein place...

[TronRP]

I say carpola instead of crap

What the FLARG instead of you know

What the San Juan Hill

Get your Aunt Sally Sue... instead of ass

[TronRP]

Family favorite: What's with all this Super High Intensive Training going on out here!

[TronRP]

Due to the way this client's name sounds...whenever I get upset at something, instead of saying G** D***it I say Paul Daggit!!

[Destroit]

I just let loose with all sorts of fucks and shits.

[TronRP]

I just let loose with all sorts of fucks and shits.

...but prick's question was "What are naughty words you use that actually arent naughty or a swear? I say bon of a sitch instead of son of a bitch. fother mucker, bite my shwantz, ice hole."

[Destroit]

I can't participate in the thread because I always say the real deal. I don't see the point in substituting it with something else; they're just words.

[Vater Araignee]

I use what ever word I choose to use at the time. I think the concept of forbidden words is absolutely fucktarded.

[TronRP]

In place of saying What the Hell or What the Heck I say What the Harry Hay!