The Dumbest Thing I Did Today Is...

[Brenda Starrr]

As I was passing my razor behind me from the left hand to the right, I accidentally sliced open my right ass cheek. Wayne had to put a Band Aid on my butt.

Your turn.

[DarkenedCharm]

OK, I'll bite...

All of our cases are built by hand. I was building a case for a 4x12 speaker cabinet, and cut the handle in the wrong place. I ended up having to replace the entire panel that I was cutting the handle into. :fear :innocent

[Medea]

:blink

Haha, you're silly!

[wheresmypiggy]

Stood in a pond while in the middle of the storm. I got zapped back into the mud. First time I've ever been electricuted.

[soothsayer]

Nothing but there's still time left so don't rule it out. :laughing

[ManicQueen]

Forgot to bring the diaper bag while I was shopping today... and of course baby pooped!

[Msterbeau]

Forgot to bring the diaper bag while I was shopping today... and of course baby pooped!

Been there...done that... :whistling

The dumbest thing I did today? Nothing stands out. Which is amazing... I generally do at least one questionable act per day.

At least. :blink

[bean]

Slipped and called someone "dude" at work during a meeting. We're supposed to be all professional and stuff, and there goes my dumbass...DUDE! The meeting came to a halt and everyone just stared at me :blushing I already have a problem with no one taking me seriously because I am the youngest therapist they've ever had. *sigh*

[Brenda Starrr]

I'm pretty sure that I'm going to do a lot of dumb things today, so be prepared....

This morning I let Wayne have it because he was out late last night, and didn't call. I told him that if he keeps this up, he can go back to that nasty tramp Tammy because she's a whore and won't care what you do as long as you "do" her.

He was not happy with me. Now, go ahead-ask me if I give a good shit.

[Daevion]

I overslept this morning...I thought that was pretty dumb, being 5 minutes late for work.

[JaneDead]

Stood in a pond while in the middle of the storm. I got zapped back into the mud. First time I've ever been electricuted.

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ouch yikes! i had a friend that was swimming in a lake during a storm and touched something (i think that is what he said he did??) while in the water and that happened to him.

one time i unplugged something and i have NO idea how but while it was still mostly plugged in my finger touched that metal and i got a zap. my finger and half of my hand hurt for quite a long time.

ok so that was not today, more like 10 years ago... but it was still pretty dumb.

[ManicQueen]

Went up to work to pick up a schedule and drop off my shift bid. I left without accomplishing either!

<<--<<--<<--DUMB ASS

[Brenda Starrr]

I told an attorney today that she needed to call our DC office to get what she was requesting from me. She told me that she left a message 5 minutes ago, and no one has gotten back to her. She TOLD me to do it (this bitch is NOT my f*cking boss). So I told her that I was busy with another attorney and that she would have to do it herself. She hung up on me.

She thought I was being dumb

I thought she was being a bitch.

[DarkChylde]

One time when I was at a job interview I accidently said I need a blow job.

Theres so much dumb things I did in my life it take forever to list lol.

[phee]

Woke up...

[Brenda Starrr]

I just jammed a slightly larger-guaged nose ring into my nose hole. It hurt, but it's in there.

[Paper Hearts]

i didn't eat breakfast or lunch. I do this to myself everyday, i miss at least one meal every single day, a lot of days, two.

[gothicmom]

scraped my hand on a nail sticking out of the window frame

[soothsayer]

Woke up...

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

I know what you mean phee.

[bean]

Stabbed myself in the eye with the mascara wand and accidentaly bit my tongue..that hurts!

[Brenda Starrr]

Sat down....

[capuchin]

Went to the grocery store for three things, got a zillion more things, paid, left, then as I was walking out realized I forgot one of those three things...

[Guest Megalicious]

Went to the grocery store for three things, got a zillion more things, paid, left, then as I was walking out realized I forgot one of those three things...

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LOL I hate when that happens lol

sat here ... feeling like shit and didnt go for walk on such a BEAUTIFUL DAY!! =)

[capuchin]

LOL I hate when that happens lol

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The funny thing is, it's always the same thing--milk. We go through massive amounts of milk, and yet never seem to remember to pick it up

[Vivian]

went to a birthday party without getting any sleep.. guh i was sooo tired