Happy Super Late Non-existant Birthdy to

[kellygrrrrrl]

Happy non-existant late Birthday Daevion

There you go sweetie,.......a thread just for you, and your VOID of a birthday.

:homestar:

[Daevion]

:blink todays your birthday, dang it :doh

[JaneDead]

happy late i don't even know when it happened b-day to daevion!

a very merry un-birthday to you.... to me?? ... to YOU!

[Paper Hearts]

Happy belated birthday; cheese-its are on me.

[JaneDead]

are they glued to you? or just stuck there with some spit or something? will people be eating them off of you .... or do they have to rip them off and then eat them? it might all be a painful experience. the lengths people go to for the happiness of fellow dgners. that is love.

[Daevion]

Happy belated birthday; cheese-its are on me.

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don't underestimate the power of the cheezit....dynos right dgners are cheese fiends....like a piece of flesh dropped in pirhanna tank

[Neptunebaby]

Happy belated, or possibly even early now, birthday, Daevion. :grin

[kellygrrrrrl]

I hate cheez-its

I like Triscuts (Garlic Flavored)<SUPRISE! I am NOT a vampire> with Artificial, non-milk product, processed cheese spreads in a can.

I also like Chicken in a biscut

[JaneDead]

i hate cheez-its too. so i hope there is something better for kellygrrrrrl and i to eat at this party.... or um whatever it was that was going to have paper hearts parading around in cheez-its.

[Daevion]

I hate cheez-its

I like Triscuts (Garlic Flavored)<SUPRISE! I am NOT a vampire> with Artificial, non-milk product, processed cheese spreads in a can. 

I also like Chicken in a biscut

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I think you ARE a vampire since its a known fact that vampires eat garlic bread with there blood.

i hate cheez-its too. so i hope there is

something better for kellygrrrrrl and i to eat at this party.... or um whatever it was that was going to have paper hearts parading around in cheez-its.

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we'll put triscuts on paperhearts for you and kellygrrl....since your so anti-cheezit

[JaneDead]

well just regular cheese would be ok too. i like cheese.

[Paper Hearts]

are they glued to you? or just stuck there with some spit or something? will people be eating them off of you .... or do they have to rip them off and then eat them? it might all be a painful experience. the lengths people go to for the happiness of fellow dgners. that is love.

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Okay Dyno, no i wouldn't cover my body with cheeze-its and let DGN-ers eat them off me; i'd probably end up missing some pieces if I did that, Deavion's right, there are some real cheese hounds on here.

I hate cheez-its

I like Triscuts (Garlic Flavored)<SUPRISE! I am NOT a vampire> with Artificial, non-milk product, processed cheese spreads in a can. 

I also like Chicken in a biscut

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I'm (admittedly) not a cheeze-it man either and in fact had mentioned the chicken flavored crackers (chicken in a biscuit) on the original cheeze-its thread. That's the most punk rock snack out there, has to be. In the future, all chicken will come in biscuit format.

[Brenda Starrr]

I will come to your unbirthday party wearing only Skittles and pastry glue. I don't like the gritty sensation of Cheez-It's on my body.

[Daevion]

well just regular cheese would be ok too. i like cheese.

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ok we'll stick pizza cheese on paper hears just for you

[Daevion]

I will come to your unbirthday party wearing only Skittles and pastry glue. I don't like the gritty sensation of Cheez-It's on my body.

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rofl!! skittles!! you can taste the rainbow!!

[Guest MsMaldoror]

I'll bring some Taco Bell!

[Neptunebaby]

I hate cheez-its

I like Triscuts (Garlic Flavored)<SUPRISE! I am NOT a vampire> with Artificial, non-milk product, processed cheese spreads in a can. 

I also like Chicken in a biscut

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I like Garlic flavored Triscuits too!!! Not too sure about the cheese in a can though. I'm pretty satisfied with them all on there own. Cheez-its are OK.

[Paper Hearts]

I will come to your unbirthday party wearing only Skittles and pastry glue. I don't like the gritty sensation of Cheez-It's on my body.

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Right on que, Brenda!

ok we'll stick pizza cheese on paper hears just for you

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Okay, fine, but no meat toppings, i'm sort of vegetarian and besides the meat i have should be enough for everyone.

[Daevion]

I'll bring some Taco Bell!

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yeah baby!!! that rawwkss!!

[Brenda Starrr]

Right on que, Brenda!

Okay, fine, but no meat toppings, i'm sort of vegetarian and besides the meat i have should be enough for everyone.

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Thank you! And....

ROFL!!!!!!

[JaneDead]

we can make you a suit that has cheez-its stuck to it if you don't want them right on your body paper hearts.... put since you agreed to pizza fuck the cheez-its they suck anyways!! pizza for everyone! and brenda skittles for dessert... even though i hate skittles too... i would take one blue one if it is coming from brenda... and if they have blue skittles??

[Brenda Starrr]

I think that blue Skittles actually exist. I'll look into it and let you know...

[Brenda Starrr]

Melissa's Blue Skittle

[Paper Hearts]

we can make you a suit that has cheez-its stuck to it if you don't want them right on your body paper hearts.... put since you agreed to pizza fuck the cheez-its they suck anyways!! pizza for everyone! and brenda skittles for dessert... even though i hate skittles too... i would take one blue one if it is coming from brenda... and if they have blue skittles??

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Alright, i recomend like arugala and garlic with maybe Hungarian wax peppers as toppings, accompanied by maybe a little Shiraz-that'd go well with my natural flavor. Let's do this.

[Brenda Starrr]

I want the meat part.