Fasting and Pants

[Guest MsMaldoror]

My cats and I often enjoy canned tuna together.

[Paper Hearts]

i give my cat canned tuna once and a while too. She really digs it.

[SomeDanGuy]

Straight-up fasting is bad, but calorie restriction isn't. What most of us consider a normal amount of food in a day is really more than we need.

Related fact: Calorie restriction is the only proven way to increase lifespan in mammals.

[Guest MsMaldoror]

Yes, I like boys, but I like men better.

in conclusion, can we say that you generally like boys?

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[Nerdcore]

8 pairs of black pants...

thats it?

[Paper Hearts]

Related fact:  Calorie restriction is the only proven way to increase lifespan in mammals.

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Are you saying that less calories equal a lower metabolism and that as our metabolism slows, ageing is therefore slowed as well?

[Nerdcore]

dont ever go to russia then they LOVE MAYO to death

[Guest MsMaldoror]

I only have one pair. Should I hide my face in shame?

8 pairs of black pants...

thats it?

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[Guest MsMaldoror]

Paul's just an emo-boy, whether or not he wants to admit it. :grin

[Paper Hearts]

Paul's just an emo-boy, whether or not he wants to admit it.  :grin

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I won't even admit to knowing what that stands for.

[Nienna]

Now I always heard teh FUPA as the "Fat Upper Ponanny Area"... Maybe it's my white trash Grand Rapids roots showing... :blushing

And I hate pants.. all pants.. My FUPA looks awful in pants and that's why my fat ass is usually in skirts which I rock in because my legs are great!

[LuluVox]

I only have one pair.  Should I hide my face in shame?

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No shame! I only have one pair of pants, too, and they're yoga pants or whatever the hell. Form-hugging cottony material with a drawstring at the top? I used to wear them to work out in, but now that I'm too lazy to work out, I just wear them to dye my hair in.

[Guest MsMaldoror]

Dying hair can be a workout in itself. I always have red hair dye to rub out of everything afterwards... :blushing

No shame! I only have one pair of pants, too, and they're yoga pants or whatever the hell. Form-hugging cottony material with a drawstring at the top? I used to wear them to work out in, but now that I'm too lazy to work out, I just wear them to dye my hair in.

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[Nerdcore]

no shame I only have 3 pairs mysel :blink

[Nienna]

Dying hair can be a workout in itself.  I always have red hair dye to rub out of everything afterwards... :blushing

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OMG!!! I sooooo know what you mean! how does it get all over like that??? It's like magic!

[Guest MsMaldoror]

The weirdest part is that it washes out of my hair, but it won't come out of--my towels, my clothes, my counter-top, my rug, etc.

OMG!!! I sooooo know what you mean! how does it get all over like that??? It's like magic!

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[Nienna]

The weirdest part is that it washes out of my hair, but it won't come out of--my towels, my clothes, my counter-top, my rug, etc.

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My cat, my skin, my walls.. yeah.. I know.. It's a mystery.. I hate it. Black hair dye wasn't nearly as annoying as red either...

[Brenda Starrr]

Yum, canned tuna WITH mayo rocks!

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Add hard-boiled eggs to it!!

[Guest MsMaldoror]

We're having a luncheon with PH next week. We get to pick the food too.

Add hard-boiled eggs to it!!

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[Brenda Starrr]

Then this dish is a must

[gothicmom]

I don't mind pants, but I HATE jeans. They like to ride up the crotch and ass!

[mallochai]

I don't mind pants, but I HATE jeans.  They like to ride up the crotch and ass!

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I went on a no-jeans campaign for about five years, didn't wear a single pair the whole time. Then I discovered something: jeans made for girls look hot on my ass. I wore nothing but guys jeans in high school. Duh.

I prefer to wear dress slacks though. They come in lots of neat colors, like black, and gray, and purple, and various shade of plaid. :grin

As for fasting... I've done the lemon fast a few times in the past few years. I've been meaning to do one again, so I can kick myself enough to do the candida diet for a while, then jump into a healthy vegetarian diet, cause right now.... my eating habits are sporadically good at best. Too much oil and sugar. Blech. One of the girls I work with brings chocolate to work basically every day, and leaves it in the back room where I work most of the time doing freight. It's a conspiracy I tell you! And she always puts it there an hour before I get to take lunch!

I'm also a big fan of the gym... but I hate getting up early in the morning, and I can't go right after work because I have to come home and feed that guy I live with who isn't my boyfriend anymore (why do I cook for him? good question. I often wonder that myself.) before he goes to work. And well.... anyway... blah blah blah.

I want new pants, the pants in my closet right now don't fit right. They get all bunched up under my belt when I make it the proper tightness to keep the pants from falling down. Oi.

[Rozzlyn]

Ugh. Down with skinny boys!

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That is SO not funny.

...but then, hey, more skinny bitches for me.

[Rozzlyn]

This is not a very cool thread.

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I'm almost with you.

I need to be fatter.

[Rozzlyn]

skinny pale boys= anerexic

I like a little meat on my  men thanks!

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See, and according to all these psychology books I read for the hell of it, Anorexics are perfectionists gone awry.

I'm so glad you're here to set people straight on that matter. My hat goes off to you.

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