I'm going to play prisoner tomorrow and getting paid for it!

Right! Can't even make that shit up.

~~~~~ I'm dying laughing...They lost the gas! 🤣

I was just at the gas station and wanted to punch the clerk because I told her the wrong pump accidentally and went back to switch it and I go back outside nothing was happening,  went back in and she was like "it went away when I switched it" are you sure you didn't pump it?" I looked at her like wtf, she asked me like 3 times and than said it probably went back to your card (it didn't) so I'm like call Habib (manager) and see if this happened before than, I said I paid for it, she said I got you..bich no you don't got shit because I paid! I wanted to smack her dumb ass. It was my fault initially for getting the pump wrong but that's a fairly common occurrence I'm sure. She done lost my gas. How? Noone was there so they couldn't of pumped it. Still got my gas finally. 

🤣🤣🤣 yours is better 😄