Dad Jokes

[phee]

Let's hear them... both Gothic or not.

Edited August 11, 2023 by phee

[Scary Guy]

On 8/11/2023 at 7:21 PM, phee said:

Let's here them... both Gothic or not.

I'd say not, but it still jams.

 

 

(Not that I have any kids, but I am trying my best!  (...and then killing them if one starts off.))

Edited August 18, 2023 by Scary Guy

[Scary Guy]

23 minutes ago, gwen said:

Did you know, people are saying Stevie Wonder is a deadbeat dad?

Really? How come?

He never sees his kids

Why did the dad who loved to tell jokes get fired from his job at the orange juice factory?

He couldn’t concentrate.

 

Asks for dad jokes, proceeds to get jokes about dads.

 

Ultimate sleeper dad joke right there, bravo.

[Anna Phylaxis]

Did you hear about the man with five penises?
 

His pants fit like a glove

[Slogo]

@TheLordOfSins came up with this earlier.

 

What do planets like to eat?

 

They prefer something a little meteor

[Anna Phylaxis]

Y’all. I’m going to tell you how to catch a polar bear.
 

You cut a hole in the ice, and then take some frozen peas and just sprinkle them around the opening on top of the ice.

 

When the bear goes to take a pea, you kick him in the ice hole

[Anna Phylaxis]

Did you hear about the man with five penises?
 

His pants fit like a glove.