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I went again to cedar point but this time while I was in line there was some dude that had sores on his arm some had blood I didn't wanna touch even the rails and he was leaning on all of em. He either had psoriosis or aids or something. Anyways my friend was with me and we just couldn't stop laughing about it cuz he didn't even try to cover em up or repsect other peoples chances of catching a disease. Also, on the ride home we sung many ballads about the man deemed 'sore man'. Heres a small sample.

1. We took the fairy to cedar point,

but when we got ashore man.

We couldn't believe our fucking eyes.

when we saw the seeping sore man.

2. When we pulled up to cedar point

It really started stormin.

We dared not touch the silver rails,

and dodged the seepy sore man.

3. I seen a man with HI-5,

He shouldn't have fucked that whore man.

Now I'm dodging the seeping pus

From the aids infected sore man.

4. We had a picnic at cedar point,

We cooked on a George Foreman.

Our meat was raw and seeping blood

Just like the fucking sore man.

5. I bought some pizza at cedar point,

with mushrooms that were sporin.

Its colors were red yellow, and brown

Just like the seeping sore man.

6. My friend and I went to the point,

This weekend in the mornin.

But it was to be to our dismay,

That we found seeping sore man.

I really had a nice vacation from clubbin the last 2 weeks I needed and cedar point(home of the legendary soreman) was where I took it.

Posted

You should turn this into a punk ass song.

I went again to cedar point but this time while I was in line there was some dude that had sores on his arm some had blood I didn't wanna touch even the rails and he was leaning on all of em.  He either had psoriosis or aids or something.  Anyways my friend was with me and we just couldn't stop laughing about it cuz he didn't even try to cover em up or repsect other peoples chances of catching a disease.  Also,  on the ride home we sung many ballads about the man deemed 'sore man'.  Heres a small sample.

1.  We took the fairy to cedar point,

    but when we got ashore man. 

    We couldn't believe our fucking eyes.

    when we saw the seeping sore man.

2.  When we pulled up to cedar point

    It really started stormin.

    We dared not touch the silver rails,

    and dodged the seepy sore man.

3.  I seen a man with HI-5,

    He shouldn't have fucked that whore man.

    Now I'm dodging the seeping pus

    From the aids infected sore man.

4.  We had a picnic at cedar point,

    We cooked on a George Foreman.

    Our meat was raw and seeping blood

    Just like the fucking sore man.

5.  I bought some pizza at cedar point,

    with mushrooms that were sporin.

    Its colors were red yellow, and brown

    Just like the seeping sore man.

6.  My friend and I went to the point,

    This weekend in the mornin.

    But it was to be to our dismay,

    That we found seeping sore man.

I really had a nice vacation from clubbin the last 2 weeks I needed and cedar point(home of the legendary soreman) was where I took it.

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Posted

Yeah really, them verses got rhythm =D

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That's priceless... I'm thinking something like "Greensleeves" for the tune... either that or like HH suggested, like a Dead Kennedys/Circle Jerks type of punk thing

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