Do you ever catch yourself talking to yourself

[JaneDead]

i translate for my kids to my husband and from my husband to my kids all the time. they all seem to speak their own languages.

[Dollardave]

I talk in a different voice after I get kicked in the balls sometimes.

[paradox]

:laughing

:doh

[Fierce Critter]

Jon "talks" in different voices for all of our pets.

All the cats pretty much have the same voice. But Tuckle our bunny, and Oakley our German Shepherd have very distinct voices.

It's funny as hell. And when I think of what my pets might be thinking and might say to me if they could actually talk, I "hear" them in the voices Jon has given them.

Ripley's "favorite phrase" is, "I'll kill you. Don't go to sleep tonight."

Tuckle says, "Really" after every sentence pretty much.

Oakley is kinda goofy sounding, and calls everyone "Jon", even me. All humans are Jon to him.

Jon gets particularly amused that I've somewhat taken his habit onto myself, but thinks it's both funny and weird that I make up entire conversations that go back-and-forth between me and the animal in question. As in (remember, me speaking for both of us):

Xena (one of our female black cats): MEW! Mew Mew!

Me (translating Xena): What? There are too many new cats in the house and you don't approve, Xena?

Xena: No. They all need to go. They all suck.

Me: Xena-weena! That's not very hospitable of you.

Xena: I'm not the one who invited them.

Me: Xena-Weena!

Yeah, I've been locked alone in a small house in the country waaaaaaaaaaaaaay too long...

[Paper Hearts]

I talk, I mean translate, for my pets...

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Animals say the "darndest" things.

[Head Wreck]

uh oh.

FC is getting cabin fever.

someone find jon a job quick!

i do that to FC

[Paper Hearts]

lol

[kellygrrrrrl]

I talk to myself, more than I would like.......

Sometimes I answer myself.

I'm scared...... :erm

[Head Wreck]

of course i talk to myself.

theres no one else intelligent enough to answer me

[Paper Hearts]

Mr Lydon came out again this morning when I was folding laundry, before work: exclaimed that housework fucking sucks.

[Paper Hearts]

Johnny hates chores.

**snarling his upper lip at one corner and glaring, eccentrically**

[Brenda Starrr]

Is that the voice I heard as I did my laundry??

[Paper Hearts]

Did it sound very London lower class and angstful?

[Brenda Starrr]

Yes. You may have heard it before.

[kellygrrrrrl]

I think it italking to us all through telekenesis (SP?????) while we do laundry simultaneousley (SP? lazy)

[Paper Hearts]

Yes, but mine was very Englishy...

[Fierce Critter]

<---pictures Johnny Rotton doing laundry... Getting pissed at the way the safety pins rust in the wash.

BOLLOCKS!!!

[bean]

Lmao!

[float]

I hear voices lately...been seeing shit tooo

they haven't given me any orders though

YET

[Paper Hearts]

[Paper Hearts]

Exterminate!!!

[saechalyn]

All the time. But we're comfortable with our insanity.

[Paper Hearts]

All the time.  But we're comfortable with our insanity.

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Can you identified these 'others', for us?

[saechalyn]

Can you identified these 'others', for us?

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Heh heh heh...that'd make me sound a bit crazier than we'd care to appear in public.

[Mr Lydon]

Popularity breeds contempt!!