Ask The DGN Genie

[Paper Hearts]

Dear DGN Genie,

Why do i have a hangover?

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

"Dearest SpidersMoment,

(If that is your real name)

Hangovers happen when your flight is delayed...usually it's some mechanical issue or the wheather...or that's layovers."

[Brenda Starrr]

DGN Genie....

Should I wear a dress made from a garbage bag and duct tape to the BBQ?

[phee]

DGN Genie....

Should I wear a dress made from a garbage bag and duct tape to the BBQ?

Yes... but only if its true

[Brenda Starrr]

DGN Genie...

The dress was Kelly's idea. Shouldn't she wear the same dress as me?

[Paper Hearts]

DGN Genie...

The dress was Kelly's idea. Shouldn't she wear the same dress as me?

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

"Dear Brendastarrrrrrrr69,

If you and Kelly wear the same dress, your private areas will rub together."

Edited July 27, 2006 by Paper Hearts

[Brenda Starrr]

Why are you so dirty and is it REALLY that hard to spell my name?

[Paper Hearts]

Why are you so dirty and is it REALLY that hard to spell my name?

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

"Dear Brenda Star

I don't care what you PRESUME, madam, these teeth are brushed."

[BrassFusion]

Dear DGN Genie:

Why does Phee think he's the DGN Genie?

Edit: Rather, why does PH think he's the DGN Genie?

Who the hell is the DGN Genie? I'm getting mixed messages here.

Edited July 27, 2006 by BrassFusion

[phee]

Dear DGN Genie:

Why does Phee think he's the DGN Genie?

Edit: Rather, why does PH think he's the DGN Genie?

Who the hell is the DGN Genie? I'm getting mixed messages here.

I speak through both of them..... didn't you read the initial post, and by the way... DUCK!

[BrassFusion]

I edited after reading the initial post.

Dear DGN Genie:

Are some DGN people actually getting paid to be post whores?

Also, why can't I get a job like that?

[Paper Hearts]

I edited after reading the initial post.

Dear DGN Genie:

Are some DGN people actually getting paid to be post whores?

Also, why can't I get a job like that?

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

"Because you are white."

[phee]

I edited after reading the initial post.

Dear DGN Genie:

Are some DGN people actually getting paid to be post whores?

Also, why can't I get a job like that?

Um... because ... er... when was the last time you actually applied for a job like that?

Edited July 27, 2006 by phee

[BrassFusion]

Um... because ... er... when was the last time you actually applied for a job like that?

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Every other day for the past year and a half? I haven't been on the workforce as long as some people who channel the DGN Genie, who might've gotten a foot in the door at some companies when the economy was slightly better.

[BrassFusion]

Dear DGN Genie:

Am I a practicing agnostic, or a non-practicing agnostic? What's the difference, exactly?

[Msterbeau]

LMAO!!

[phee]

Practicing: You don't know... but you care

Unpracticing: You don't know... and you don't care

[BrassFusion]

What's the difference between caring and not caring? Don't agnostics normally believe that what they don't know isn't provable anyway?

[kellygrrrrrl]

[phee]

What's the difference between caring and not caring? Don't agnostics normally believe that what they don't know isn't provable anyway?

One question at a time please

[BrassFusion]

What's the difference between caring and not caring?

[phee]

When you care you don't not care

Edited August 30, 2006 by phee

[BrassFusion]

When you care you don't not care

Can we get a new Genie? This one's broke.

[phee]

Can we get a new Genie? This one's broke.

No

[pharoh]

DGN Genie, I miss guam and phee, can you bring it back to us?

[Paper Hearts]

DGN Genie, I miss guam and phee, can you bring it back to us?

"Who is you playin' with? You aint Miss Guam, fool!

But yeah, I can bring it back for ya'll, one time. Here we go:

Girl, you looks good, won't you back that ass up

You'se a fine motherfucker, won't you back that ass up

Call me big daddy when you back that ass up

Hoe, who is you playing with, back that ass up

Girl, you looks good, won't you back that ass up

You'se a fine motherfucker, won't you back that ass up

Call me big daddy when you back that ass up

Girl, who is you playing with back that ass up

Girl, you looks good, won't you back that ass up

You'se a fine motherfucker, won't you back that ass up"

Edited August 31, 2006 by Paper Hearts