Ask The DGN Genie

[fever blister]

genie, is it a tumor???

[phee]

genie, is it a tumor???

Nope it is just your uncle being strange again

[Mikielikesit]

Oh great wise and wonderful Genie why has our Phee gone and left us?

[Guest Game of Chance]

DGN Genie...Why is phee such a fuckstick?

[phee]

Because he knows you want him

[Guest Game of Chance]

DGN Genie...Why must it snow?

[phee]

Look

[Guest Game of Chance]

DGN Genie...are you the REAL DGN Genie?

[phee]

No

[Guest Game of Chance]

DGN Genie...who is then?

[phee]

GOD

[Guest Game of Chance]

DGN Genie...oh wait, why am I asking you?

[Saephyr]

Ok Genie....

When and whith whom so I can be settled?

[phee]

Cheneys Daughter in Guam...

[Saephyr]

I WANT MY MONEY BACK BITCH

[phee]

You gave me money???

[Saephyr]

Yup $6.00 for a fortune...the sign says so..go look

[phee]

OK well I guess I will have phee buy you a drink at CC

[Mikielikesit]

Oh great and wise DGN Genie......Who will be the next to find love on DGN?

[phee]

That one goth chick

[Mikielikesit]

Oh great and wise DGN Genie who will be the next to kill on DGN?

[phee]

The one standing behind you

[Mikielikesit]

Oh wise and great DGN Genie I am so young why do i have to die next?

[Paper Hearts]

Dgn Genie, what is the "like this and like that and like this and ahh..." that Dre and Snoop speak of?

[phee]

The DGN Genie:

If you ask the question and you don't know the answer, then that makes sense