Ask The DGN Genie

[Paper Hearts]

The DGN Genie:

If you ask the question and you don't know the answer, then that makes sense

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Ha! I knew you'd see this eventually!

[jadnifer]

okay heres a good one.......WHY????? WHY??? WHY?????

[Paper Hearts]

okay heres a good one.......WHY????? WHY??? WHY?????

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"Dear Jadnifer,

The answer to your first question is: if you delicately unwound the whip-like flagellum of a sperm from the fruit fly Drosophila bifurca, it would stretch out 6 centimeters -- 20 times as long as the fly-guy that made it. "To put that into perspective," says Adam Bjork, a graduate fellow at Syracuse, "if humans made sperm that long and you took a six-foot man and stood him on the goal line of a football field, his sperm would stretch out to the 40-yard line". -So...that's why football players wear helmets.

Your next question really made me think, but: You have to realise that the people trying to sell you milk are MILK FARMERS. They don't care if you actually get a milk-mustache or not. It's all about the money to them.

And as for your last little inquirey: People just need to shut their god damn mouths about me. -JEALOUS LITTLE BITCHES!"

Edited July 19, 2006 by Paper Hearts

[Hellion]

When will OPEC be dismantled?

[Paper Hearts]

When will OPEC be dismantled?

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"Dear Crank,

What I like to do is rearrange the letters and pretend it means something different, like this: POCE-People's Olives Can Explode, or this: CEPO-Can't Everyone Piss Off? or this one: CPOE-Cat People Open Envelopes. Finally: EPOC-Elvis Presley On Crack."

[Paper Hearts]

Dear Goth network Genie,

What ever shall I do?

[phee]

Start a thread asking others to help with your problems, but give no details about what your problems are... just keep asking for help... Oh and go fuck yourself while you are at it....

And I respect you

[BrassFusion]

O great and powerful DGN Genie...

Why are all the witty ones taken?

[phee]

Taken where? to Applebees?

[Paper Hearts]

O great and powerful DGN Genie...

Why are all the witty ones taken?

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"Dear BrassFusion,

The witty ones are not all taken, they simply do not want anything to do with you."

[BrassFusion]

Taken where? to Applebees?

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No, the witty ones aren't supposed to be fed for some reason.

[BrassFusion]

"Dear BrassFusion,

The witty ones are not all taken, they simply do not want anything to do with you."

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SNAP!

[phee]

Dang... Genie has PMS

[Rayne]

... omg ...

the laughter ... I think it's killing me.

[kellygrrrrrl]

DGN Genie......

Why did you give me SARS?

[phee]

Because you wore that dress

[kellygrrrrrl]

I knew it.

[Rayne]

oh great and powerful DGN Genie ...

why must my not so big dog take up the entire bottom of my bed?

[Paper Hearts]

oh great and powerful DGN Genie ...

why must my not so big dog take up the entire bottom of my bed?

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"Quit blaming all your problems on a god damned dog, you're the one with the beastiality foot-fetish."

[phee]

oh great and powerful DGN Genie ...

why must my not so big dog take up the entire bottom of my bed?

because he is named after a big guy

[Rayne]

"Quit blaming all your problems on a god damned dog, you're the one with the beastiality foot-fetish."

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Dammit.

I should have known.

[Rayne]

because he is named after a big guy

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Your thinking of Boss Hogg.

Roscoe was the sheriff, with the bassett hound.

See ...

Edited July 27, 2006 by Rayne

[phee]

Your thinking of Boss Hogg.

Roscoe was the sheriff, with the bassett hound.

Now you are giving the Dog an identity crises making him think he is a hound... sheesh

[SpidersMoment]

Dear DGN Genie,

Why do i have a hangover?

[phee]

Dear DGN Genie,

Why do i have a hangover?

Because you don't love jesus