Ask The DGN Genie

[Brenda Starrr]

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Dear DGN Genie.....

Do I have to count the taste buds this time?

[Reaper]

I think that is the OTHER Jeff lol

[phee]

Sorry I was running to CVS for some KY.... what was the question?

[odims_sphere]

Dear DGN Genie.

What happes now?

[phee]

Now? well we simply keep going

[odims_sphere]

Dear DGN Genie,

Where oh where has my little dog gone?

[Medea]

Dear DGN Genie:

Why do I procrastinate when I honest to god have nothing else to do?

[phee]

Dear DGN Genie:

Why do I procrastinate when I honest to god have nothing else to do?

I will let you know when I get around to it.....

[BrassFusion]

o great d-genie...

i feel like i'm getting sick. is it a vitamin beer deficiency, to be cured by going out to the goddamn club that i miss lots, or is it a vitamin x deficiency, to be cured by making tidus and rikku kill some shit?

[DeadBurgerKing (10)]

(Ok it's about time I hopped on this wise and wonderful journey that is The DGN Genie)

Dear DGN Genie,

Has this question allready been asked?

[odims_sphere]

DGN Genie...

what is the answer to the question I'm thinking right now?, After this one that is.

[phee]

DGN Genie...

what is the answer to the question I'm thinking right now?, After this one that is.

The answer is because he wants people to like him.... a lot.

[odims_sphere]

The answer is because he wants people to like him.... a lot.

OH! Thank you all powerful and knowing Genie

[phee]

OH! Thank you all powerful and knowing Genie

Don't do drugs stay in school...

[jadnifer]

Oh but all knowing and powerful genie...what if I dont want to stay in school???

[phee]

Oh but all knowing and powerful genie...what if I dont want to stay in school???

Then you become an exotic dancer in Toledo

[Kit Kat P]

What if I can't dance very well?

[CandyQuackenbush]

DGN Genie:

Can I have a Hamster?

[phee]

What if I can't dance very well?

Um... er.... Walmart stripper...

[phee]

DGN Genie:

Can I have a Hamster?

As soon as you finish the one you have you may have another, and you have to eat your green beans too.

[CandyQuackenbush]

DGN Genie:

I cleaned my plate. But can I play with this Hamster?

[phee]

DGN Genie:

I cleaned my plate. But can I play with this Hamster?

Not this hamster.... THIS HAMSTER

[CandyQuackenbush]

Not this hamster.... THIS HAMSTER

Yay!!!!

Wha... whats wrong with his eye? And he's missing a leg....

[phee]

Yay!!!!

Wha... whats wrong with his eye? And he's missing a leg....

Nothing he is just sleeping...

[CandyQuackenbush]

Can I have a cookie?