Ask The DGN Genie

[jadnifer]

Can I have some chicken?

[creatureofthenyte]

Yes of course you can, if you like, you may have 17.

[jadnifer]

Who can have 17?

Candy with her cookies? Or me with my chickens?

[creatureofthenyte]

both.

Dear genie person/thing er somethin,

why is it takin waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay longer for me to achieve the goal Ive set, then I ever thought it would ?

[phee]

Can I have some chicken?

Some is not a quantifiable term... you must be more specific

[phee]

Yes of course you can, if you like, you may have 17.

As you can see... this person is not the genie.... but he maybe a keebler elf

[phee]

Who can have 17?

Candy with her cookies? Or me with my chickens?

You may have Candy's chicken flavored cookies if you finish your carrots

[phee]

both.

Dear genie person/thing er somethin,

why is it takin waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay longer for me to achieve the goal Ive set, then I ever thought it would ?

There is an old saying that "If you have a goose then you get a goose"....

[CandyQuackenbush]

DGN Genie:

Why me?

[phee]

DGN Genie:

Why me?

Because we are slaves to our emotions

[jadnifer]

Why are we slaves to our emotions?

Also what came first the chicken or the egg?

[phee]

Why are we slaves to our emotions?

Also what came first the chicken or the egg?

You assume by "we" that you are included in this "we"

Oh and the CHICKEN OF COURSE... sheesh

[jadnifer]

but where did the chicken come from if it wasnt hatched from an egg?

[phee]

but where did the chicken come from if it wasnt hatched from an egg?

Another chicken

[jadnifer]

But didnt that other chicken have to lay an egg?

[phee]

But didnt that other chicken have to lay an egg?

Are you an expert on chicken evolution? I didn't think so....

[jadnifer]

Im sorry...can you forgive me dearest all knowing genie??

[phee]

Im sorry...can you forgive me dearest all knowing genie??

Ummm... maybe.... what are you wearing?

[jadnifer]

Wouldnt you like to know...you dirty genie you!

[phee]

Wouldnt you like to know...you dirty genie you!

Is that an official question?

[jadnifer]

Yes.

Wouldnt you like to know?

[CandyQuackenbush]

DGN Genie:

Can you make this Acute Bacterial Rhinosinusitis go away so I can go out this weekend?

[jadnifer]

Can you tell me in english language what Candy has dear genie?

[phee]

Yes.

Wouldnt you like to know?

Flamible

[phee]

DGN Genie:

Can you make this Acute Bacterial Rhinosinusitis go away so I can go out this weekend?

Unfortunatly that is a virus and not a bacteria and so therefore penacilin won't work.... and I only answer questions... you want the DGN nurse for those issues